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Joined June 2023
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀❪ 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗥𝗢𝗥 :⠀⨳ ׂ ݂ ⠀⺀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗕𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝗢𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗦 . ❫ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
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the only reason you name a dog is so you can tell it what to do.
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/ mech mechanic andy save me...
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Huh? [Blink, blink. In one fluid motion, he kips back onto his feet.] It just— it looked so nice, I thought it was for an occasion. Planning to go on stage anytime soon?
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If I don't get them, the medical bills sure will. ☺️
people with no kill policies are so funny, ⠀⠀⠀actually. ⠀⠀⠀like '𝘯𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰 i don't kill, ⠀⠀⠀but they're never gonna wake up again. ⠀⠀⠀but the heart is still beating! ⠀⠀⠀see, ⠀⠀⠀i'm nothing like the bad guys!'
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鏡 - GLASS SPIDER. retweeted
lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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/ Ooh, you wanna interact with Andy so bad!
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/ 🧸❗️
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GUY WHO MIXED UP THE OLD TESTAMENT AND 21ST CENTURY HISTORY: The people built a tower so tall it offended the Lord, and yea, so did the Lord send a plane towards the people’s works,
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/ adding this to andy's worldbuilding. you'll learn to love it.
post-apocalyptic New York City where 9/11 and the Tower of Babel get conflated into one myth to explain the city’s linguistic hyperdiversity
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< — super whipped and at least a little thwippy with it.
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/ C: finally back from exile (being torn apart by the ravenous wolves of schoolwork). replies soon!
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⠀ ✧ —— MY 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳͟𝑻͟ WILL 𝐍͟𝐎͟𝐓͟ 𝓟𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐅𝐘 ME 🦇 ⠀
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鏡 - GLASS SPIDER. retweeted
since this tweet, "sniff sniff sniff...don't care," has gone triple platinum in my house
You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care
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/ these demons (grad school) better release me!! i want to write!!!!
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/ mako mori 🤝 karen page ⠀⠀⠀emptying the clip
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