Dood reacting to everybody else’s news whilst simultaneously updating his own posts to keep up the pretence that he’s an ITK
It’s because there’s a strong possibility it has Sam and Ella poisoning.
🚨 UK SCHOOL BANS CHILDREN FROM HAVING PORK IN THEIR LUNCHES❗️
Mere Green Primary School has told parents that their children, they are NOT ALLOWED to take any PORK in packed lunches 😲
WHY SHOULD WE OR OUR CHILDREN BE BANNED FROM HAVING PORK TO APPEASE ISLAM? 🇬🇧 @CarrieZimbo
🗣️ Serge Gnabry: “You are 15 years old and you always ask your parents for money. Then you're 17 or 18 and you're making more money than your entire family. Imagine that.
I remember when I broke into the first team, I started spending my money on unnecessary things. The £600 toiletry bag. The sparkling Louboutins of the time. The Rolex.
This is what broke my parents. That's what made them calm me down to talk. I remember what my mother said: “Serge, you know… it might not be forever. You can't spend money like that. You have to keep your feet on the ground because everyone falls at some point.
A few weeks after that conversation, everything fell apart. I injured my knee and couldn't do anything for about 8 months. Time was simply frozen. When I finally returned to the field, I couldn't join the group. All of a sudden I was on loan to West Brom.
It was as if my mother had seen the future.”
When you eat your 10th liquorice wand and that sugar kicks in
NEW: New Zealand parliament suspended after an unplanned haka broke out following newly elected PM Te Pati Maori's Oriini Kaipara's speech.
Kaipara: ✋😵💫
Speaker of the House Gerry Brownlee: "No, not that. The guarantee was that would not be taking place... Unreal."
Kaipara: 😲🫱
Brownlee: "The House is suspended."
🩺🇳🇴 MEDICALS FOR HEGGEM IN BOLOGNA!
The Norwegian centre back from #WestBromwich is undergoing medical tests with #BolognaFC. Permanent deal, 7.5M + add ons (total around 9M€). Torbjørn #Heggem will sign a contract until 2029.
#transfer #Bologna #WBA #calciomercato #SerieA
Labour councillor Ricky Jones tells court he was racially abused at school. He recalls he had to do PE in his underpants and says he would find spit on his clothes when he returned to the changing room courtnewsuk.co.uk/labour-cou…
Welcome, Madelene. ❤️
We are delighted to confirm the signing of forward Madelene Wright! 🤝
🔴⚪⚫ #UpTheChats | #InThisTogether
That’s the Welsh for ya…..filth
A PRISON officer has pleaded guilty to having an illicit affair with an inmate while she worked at two different jails.
Megan Breen, 23, embarked on a three-month "inappropriate relationship" with the unnamed lag.
At the time, she was working at HMP Usk and HMP Prescoed, which are both in Gwent, South Wales.
Breen previously denied misconduct in a public office but today changed her plea to guilty.
Merthyr Tydfil Crown Court heard a second allegation of illegally accessing a computer will not be proceeded with.
Breen was bailed but warned she could face jail when she returns to court for sentencing next month.
The charge states that Breen - while acting as a public officer - "wilfully and without reasonable excuse or justification" committed to misconduct that "amounted to an abuse of the public's trust" by having a relationship with a prisoner".
The offence took place between February and May 2022.
