W. F. Detectives

In a classic continuation of our last season of @Volfsball, the Detectives will not be turning out today. We're just lulling you into a false sense of security.

Safe to say this year's Volfsball season did not go well for the Detectives. We'll be back next year. We won't do any diving for the ball.

Important update: Johnny tore his deltoid back in May (sodding MAY) but it is sort of better now. Detectives to return soon.

Oh look, we've got a lovely new team photo featuring players who aren't actually borrowed off other teams.

Injury update: shitting hell this hurts. May need new arm.

Amazing first appearances today from fellow detectives @batmurt & @StephenMyott. @johnneh did ok then injured himself. Watson's fine.

Team mascot Watson, who is hungry for victory. If by victory, you mean lunch.

Here we Here we Here we heckin' go teapaw.org/brfootball/status/8630…

Full team assembled, extra grey t shirts purchased. We're coming to Volfsball stronger (i.e. less hungover) than ever this Sunday.

Also, we have a lovely new twitter header! Until we get a picture taken that isn't 2/3rds comprised of a rival team, that is...

Catch all the action from Sunday (and see just how unfit team captain @johnneh is) here: teapaw.org/Volfsball/status/86222…

I don't have any muscles left to pull. I have pulled them all.

That said, we won our first game! Not bad since we had to borrow two players from the @HChoppers...