Husband to Abel.

London
Joined March 2009
Well. You can finally enjoy my acting masterclass (somewhat upstaged by a four times ashes winner) and yes, these employees are real. @Fitzdares
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Dear valued customer. We want to inform you that we will be making 2/3 of the plane business class (by simply not booking the middle seat). Then some warm Cava, and we’re excited to say in 2026, a continental breakfast - aka a stale croissant and some long-life OJ. All for £600.
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WILLIAM WOODHAMS retweeted
This is how posh people name their kids when they're secure in the knowledge their children won't be getting bogwashed at the local comp every day.
Times births column today
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In the @thetimes tomorrow some 8lb 4oz of Woodhams news.
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Let the Bond puns commence….
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This is fascinating. IMHO: Still worth taking your news from a trusted source, and no one is better than @EdConwaySky (and @WilfredFrost )
🚨How Britain ended up with the highest net migration since the time of Henry VIII. Yes really. A longer-than-usual primer today, charting the staggering rise in migration in recent years. How did we end up here? How much is small boats? Is Britain an outlier? And much more...👇
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I'm finally part of the liberal elite! Not quite spoons.
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Fun night at the boxing with the lads. Cheers Frank.
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Finally invested in a horse that might win something. Purchased as part of a negotiation: I will be going on a lads trip to Japan three weeks after our second son drops. #tradedeal
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Other reason you have a horse
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Can’t wait for the Arc. One of the best weekends in racing. Most of my marketing was out of a lunch box - I’ve lost 3 stone since I left the game!
Arc de Triomphe retains allure rfi.my/B0ow.X via @RFI_En - With Longchamp set to host its first big meeting on Sunday this piece sparked me into thinking what racing needs is @WIGWOOD back with his bons mots and sublime out of the box marketing skills. Much missed. 🍾
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Tell me when you find it. I’ve spotted some places won’t have a white Burgundy under £100 now.
What's the best value wine list in the UK, do we think?
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Today you will receive a lot of those “we’ve changed the way we charge” emails today. Everything is about to get expensive again. Just as pricing was normalising. I’m going on strike.
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The picture on the left is the @Fitzdares Cheltenham advert from five years ago. On the right is the @SkyBet Cheltenham campaign from this year. It's flattering, but why must the world's biggest bookie steal from a little ol' independent bookie?
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Here's the advert....
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Huge fan of Gaucho at the festival. There should be a street of restaurants here for those that wing it on the day.
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Geoff thinks C. Hill (not the flat trainer) is going to chop it off and is steering you away. I’ll come to see you Mr Banks in the Centaur today with a bag on him.
2 things should concern Constitution Hill fans here 1. Alarming drifts cannot be ignored 2. A bunch of ex jockeys (worlds worst tipsters as they all fancy the stables they rode for with blinkers on) in the Racing Post 📯 all tipped him Brighterdaysahead by ten lengths
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No rain. Good to soft. It’s a day for favourites. If @WillieMullinsNH doesn’t win one I’ll eat my trilby. Good luck y’all. I’m loving the stress free Cheltenham.
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