Charlie Sheen

whoever made this is an ASSHOLE! http://alturl.com/oersx

I hired a team from NASA to strap a rocket to my back just in time for #SUPERPOON! that snatch ain't even gonna know what hit it! #winning

so, @tonyhawk got busted bangin' his best friend's wife. why all the fuss? he's a LEGEND. and, LEGENDS can bang whoever they fuckin' want!

any chance you'd give me DJ lessons? I'd pay you handsomely. instead of spinning I'll be "spwinning"! get it? @samantharonson #spwinning

CORRECTION: 100% of girls are called 'bitches'. RT @kellyoxford 100% of girls with perfect posture are called 'bitches'.

hello @JENNIWOWW, I'm sorry to hear about your grandmother. now, show me your tits. #RIP

seeing Anne Hathaway's tits = #winning / touching Anne Hathaway's tits = #extremewinning

apparently there's been an earthquake in Japan. so, I'm filling a jumbo jet with whores and rock cocaine. if that doesn't help nothing will.

what happened in Japan?

I might drop by. please, have drugs and skanks readily available. RT @fosterthepeople Chilling out before our second show #74daystilTORCHES

I can't talk right now. I'm being beaten! RT @Jenni071875 @WINNINGsheen What did u do?

I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND!!! #raid

my house is surrounded by police! what the fuck is happening?!? HELP! #losing

snoop gets high off shit? really? I gotta try that. can it be your own? RT @vulture - @SnoopDogg Got High in a Porta-Potty Last Night

who? RT @ishatonu @WINNINGsheen Do you know where your children are at this current moment?

DUH! RT @Djthemoney @WINNINGsheen Charlie are you winning?

that loose tooth that's been bugging the shit out of me finally fell out. #winning