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waitress wench

@WaitressWench

I like the NFL. I have a million server problems. Alcohol is my only coping mechanism. I spend an inappropriate amount of time doing inappropriate things.

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Joined July 2012
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Everyones talking about their boyfriends way too much. I try to talk about alcohol that much and suddenly I'm an "Alcoholic" #CantWin
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@thesmartasss you know my life already 💁💁
@thesmartasss kindaish. I randomly go through spurts of missing this place
And then your boyfriend and all your friends leave you to smoke cigs 😐
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That moment in the bar when you can't stop thinking how great your boyfriend is
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No married how many times I watch harry potter I cry
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This whole missing you after 12 hours shit is for the birds yall
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"Did you put my hand on your neck or did I do that?" 😂 The conversations I get into
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Does anyone else have trouble being turned on for a long time. It use to never be an issue but gets worse the older I am. #tmi
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@thesmartasss @TarHeel__Belle it was a "we collectively have no idea what we're doing" talk
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Also had the what are we conversation last night so there's that
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I spent too much money yesterday 🙊💸 #ImABigKidNow
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Barney loved Robin so much.
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@MericanSasshole I wouldn't order a shirt from there cause I got a green bae shirt it was awful and expensive
I'd really like to drink my coffee and mentally prepare myself for this midterm is peace creepy guy who won't stop trying to talk to me
@MericanSasshole @rNutt23 @ECUSeaGal Dowdy is getting harry potter shirts this semester!!!!!
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My mom's coworker just gave me a free canister of my favorite coffee cause she bought the wrong kind 🙌
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Elton John makes this 4 hour study session somewhat bearable.
Forgot to take my vitamin C today. I think. I don't wanna put an extre 400% of it in my body in case I did..
Midterms are going to drive me to smoke.
"I'm obsessed with the mess that's America"
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