Retired; gardener, reader, putzer.

San Jose, CA
Joined December 2011
The two greatest words in sports, runner-up division: Game 5. #alds
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Who? Father Time, that’s who. But LFG!
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That’s some doctor coat.
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Just another cognitive test he’ll ace.
BREAKING: 🇺🇸 President Trump has reportedly been admitted at Walter Reed Medical Centre. No official confirmation yet.
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Geno gotta be loving this. May retract his lame and late apology.
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I’m in Tokyo, where the star of NLCS Game 4 (3 HR, 10K) sells green tea. #ohtani #dodgers #mlb
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First MLB at-bat. In the Astrodome, no less.
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Bud Geracie retweeted
It’s been 27 years since The King of Queens premiered, and I still get so many messages every single day from fans who tell me that our show is still a part of their daily lives. I am so grateful. Thank you for 27 years of amazing memories.
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Steph looking JACKED heading into his 17th season 💪🔥 (via @UnderArmour, impactfitnessfoundation, lifeatua, currybrand/IG)
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Free speech out of both sides of his mouth. The unabashed hypocrisy of this regime is astonishing.
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Not Micah Parsons.
What’s stopping this man from winning a Super Bowl?
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Pursuing Peace PRIZE.
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Ball is much smaller and a different shape.
Did you see this video of Joe Burrow trying to throw a baseball? It was surprising! He’s obviously a great athlete and used to throwing, so what was going on?
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Safe to add Steph — unless he asks to go.
The only untouchable players in the league
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Yeah, let’s blow off some fingers and start some massive fires!
Great day for some … fireworks 🔥🔥
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The President is selling perfume.
You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?! If it smells like him, aka butt and arm Pits, who would want that?? That a grifting clown
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Sunday morning at Oracle Park. Alarms rang. Giants briefly evacuated clubhouse. ⁦@SFGiants⁩
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The press secretary doesn’t know the Library of Congress doesn’t lend out books to kids.
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