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Joined January 2026
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Beric called Ray "sultry" the day before. Then this happens:
⚖️: "What does sultry mean to you, Beef?"
🍖: "Salacious. Scandalous, even. A cabaret. Red velvet. Lights beaming through the fog. Eyes locked across a bar. Red lips standing out."
⚖️: "I completely understand."
😭
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Beef tells Lang that he thinks he was a victim to epsilon when Beric sent him to Nu Epsilon in the past and that he might be chipped
“I gotta slime beric he’s telling everyone that I’m chipped”
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Beric said he does not know what’s next but all he know is they have the freedom to choose what happens now
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The idea that Helen and Chatty are using ACTUAL LAWYERS actual legal aids for fucking clown HR 😭
Now they arent even talking about money, theyre measuring in funny 😂😂😂
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Rhodes asked Beef to do his Beric impression of him saying "I'm a stupid man" cuz he knows he'll never hear him say it lol honestly it's pretty good.
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Carmella and Dr. Beef would be a great additions to Hermes as their doctors who can help heal them and change their features when they need to go undercover for different heists or missions I hope they both join





















