Three big men, and one small one. – at Headingley, Manitoba

Men are On the Way to Your Home. My Men

Men Can’t be Angry At Each other Because their Penises are Telepathically Communicating at All Times and Regulating one Another’s Moods

Sometimes i Open Up my Asshole and a Thousand Men Walk out Single File

I Hate it When Men “Listen” “Learn” or “Grow”.

All Men Are the Exact Same Size

They should Make a Pillow with Abs

Men Love to Die

i Think when U do a Really Heinous Crime they Should Find another Guy who did the Same Crime and Then Spin Both of You By Your Feet Going Opposite Directions and Slowly move The Two Spinning Men towards Each Other Until only Their Heads Collide, Causing them To Burst Like Melons

Men Aren’t Born with Penises when They are Like 6 or Something they Are Tracked Down by One of Many Penis Snakes and Bitten on The Crotch. Eventually the Mouth of the Penis Snake Joins with the Skin of Your Pelvic Region and It Becomes Functional.

French Men should Not Be Allowed to Go Outside

Men Be Like “Through Isolation, I Will Adopt a Fascistic Worldview”

Men Be Like So , When am i Seeing You ? 😅

Smoking a Cigarette is Like Sucking your Thumb for Big Strong Men