Trump went to a toy shop today.
They threw him out.
They said ‘Sir this says play dough, not paedo’.
Very sad news about Patrick Stewart.
Stupendous actor. I saw him play Hamlet. In the presence of greatness.
Star Trek Next Generation. Better than Shatner.
He boldly goes where many have gone before.
Few have left behind a legacy like his though!
Can I just say how deeply upset it is to hear of literally dozens of deaths in the high speed rail crash in Spain.
I hope that the cause of the crash can be identified and it send sincere condolences to Spain and anyone affected by this tragedy.
REC accreditation. Ever heard of it?
Employment agency accredited.
What they ask you for is ludicrous.
Personal reference from somebody knowing you ten years or more.
If working overseas, they won’t accept police clearances obtained when you left. They want you to get new ones!!
For a brief time I had to remove a post where I included a joke that appeared to insinuate self harm. It did not and was not my intention at all.
I wish to publicly apologize.
I do not in any way promote self-harm or suicide. I’ve suffered from depression myself etc.
I am sorry
Royal Mail Tracked 48.
That’s not hours anymore!!!!!
Is it days, months or years?
A national disgrace
Just to let you know
Burnham is currently subject to PMQ.
Tune in, he’s completely shit.
It’s hilarious viewing on Sky News
Watch on the news webpage!
Abdul Qader Ismail,
Palestine poppy creator aka twat.
Please lobby your local Waterstones and Amazon UK to get this evil bastard’s books banned.
They concern topics such as stoning etc.
They should not be on sale anywhere in U.K. in my view.
Stirring up hatred and controversy
Have a look at how the Royal British Legion distribute 10,000 tickets for the cenotaph parade. Then have a look at how these tickets are distributed. They go to veterans. Yet a veteran can do 24 hrs work for armed forces and get a ticket.
Those who did active service miss out!
I have a friend who is going to parade this year at the cenotaph with a group of people from an organisation called muster point. He’s been in the services but never seen active service.
I believe this is wrong.
What are your views on this?
Active servicemen only please!!!!
Man City have been watching Toon Barmy videos
They’ve gone 2-0 down quicker than Andy Burnham takes an Arab bung.
They need a prayer from Russell Brand’s colossal Bible to pull this one off.
Apologies for the pervy Brandesque innuendo.
Regarding non-binary
If I am a twat - I behave female
If I’m a dick - I behave male
So if I behave like a twat in the morning and a dick I the afternoon - in the same day - does that mean I’m non-binary?