Host of 📦👀 Watching the Boxes Fantasy Basketball Podcast; now on YouTube Still disgruntled Chicago Bulls fan, libationist, #1 retweeter.

Chicago, IL
Joined November 2014
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Holy shit. This might be one of the saddest things I’ve ever read.
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3 days as a denver nugget
You ever just sit in a dark room and feel like the darkness is the only thing that truly understands you. No fake smiles, no false hope. Just raw bitter silence…
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Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
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El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:
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Under Billy Donovan, Matas Buzelis talked about not being allowed to shoot these baseline middies. He took and hit one early clock against the Wizards on Saturday.
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Now Suggs is down with a bad injury. Terrible night. Black must add, da silva probably worth it. Richardson slighlty deeper leagues
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Yeah, that's a bad one. Terrible for Jalen Williams and the Thunder. Could be season-ending, depending on the specific injury and severity. From a fantasy perspective, make sure Mitchell isn't available in your league.
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Je crois que personne ne se rend très bien compte du monde qu’il y avait à Paris pour manifester aujourd’hui. Je crois n’avoir jamais vu ça. #17octobre #24octobre
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This looks like a city ready to watch some football!
BREAKING: Paris, France, right now.
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Oh that's BAD-bad. Fantasy stuff: Tristan da Silva probably settles into a top-115 to 130 type role. Bane, Franz, Suggs mostly split up all the bonus usage and get medium bumps, each.
Orlando Magic star Paolo Banchero has sustained a low-grade right high ankle sprain, sources tell ESPN. This injury diagnosis typically carries a timetable of 4-to-6 weeks.
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They really made a FLOPtape I’m crying 😭
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Was the bird dead?
Bird’s-eye view of the ballroom. Next stop: The Sunshine State 🌴
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Probably a good time to be sharing this. I've been collecting NBA injury data to get an idea of recovery times. Data goes back to 2011. You can filter it by injury type: hashtagbasketball.com/nba-in…
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OVERREACTION BUY/SELL LIST! No one is parting with an early-rounder, but what about mids and lates that folks are overreacting to? BUY LOW Trey Murphy (offer top-50) Cameron Boozer (offer top-70) Ryan Rollins (offer top-90) Kel’el Ware (offer top-100) SELL HIGH (bear in mind I love some of these dudes so this is hard to type) Ty Jerome (aim for top-30) Paul George (Top-36) Naz Reid (top-50) Jabari Smith Jr(top-75)
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they just.........said it out loud???
To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Cason Wallace grabbed Jokic’s leg on the screen to make him trip him. We’ve never seen this level of foul grifting 😂😂
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WE BACK!
I mean, just an all-time TV segment. Making Chuck do Who He Play For multiple times in a row with the same players is a brilliant idea and I was legit crying laughing by the end, my god.
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The plan: Instead of giving Knicks employees championship rings, use them as a lure to see who needs mandatory cybersecurity training
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What the actual fuck have I just read
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