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jupiter
Joined May 2021
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if you are looking for solid plays outside memes i would buy
solana:So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112 its solana onchain cycle - check the stats
$STONK its the degen infra play
solana:4k3Dyjzvzp8eMZWUXbBCjEvwSkkk59S5iCNLY3QrkX6R Solana OG eating form stonk szn, has token buyback and staking
solana:JUPyiwrYJFskUPiHa7hkeR8VUtAeFoSYbKedZNsDvCN 50% buyback, onchain stablished team will eat from SOL volumes, mobile wallet and @gumonchain
$MET LPs
solana:KMNo3nJsBXfcpJTVhZcXLW7RmTwTt4GVFE7suUBo9sS its my Quasimodo, the ugly token that should be equity
$MINI private LLM inference. low cap high potential
Just use @miniroutersh
Try @miniroutersh
Yet another ATH by @miniroutersh breaking more than 2B tokens for the first time
Fastest growing inference marketplace @iamzhe
Watchdog 🏴☠️ retweeted
crazy to see $MINI do another 1B+ day consecutively
just surpassed the 15B total mark and now roughly doing 5B a week
this is all in less than two months total
currently sitting at a 2m mcap
@miniroutersh is perfectly aligned for the upcoming agent wars
Watchdog 🏴☠️ retweeted
Markets should make the decisions.
@metaproph3t co-founded @MetaDAOProject, which is rebuilding venture capital for the internet on Solana. Catch him at Breakpoint, November 15-17.
Watchdog 🏴☠️ retweeted
.@a1lon9 in 2024 vs alon in 2026
> 2024: "influencers shilling microcaps is fine if they don't use their followers as immediate exit liquidity"
> 2026: pays kimchi (larp) $6M to be the face of @Pumpfun
holding 75% of KIMCHI supply, probably selling from side wallets... $1.4M liquidity
kimchi withdrew 1.35B PUMP (~$6.4M) off binance + okx (his pumpfun deal pay)
"make CT great again" he said 🤡
so, who's the exit liquidity here?
"BE THE NEXT KIMCHI" 🤡
> @Pumpfun signs kimchi
> reportedly paid him $6.5M in $PUMP (which he is selling in the market already)
$KIMCHI launched last night, now at $31M mcap
top 10 wallets hold 80% of supply
even his $40M TRUMP win was never proven onchain ❌
you can't be the next kimchi.
this is the reality: ✅
- kimchi got paid to be kimchi.
- you're the exit liquidity that makes the ad look good
- still no PUMP airdrop for the people who actually used the app btw (cc @a1lon9)
new era for memecoins, or the same extraction with a celebrity "pop culture" face? 🤔
Alpenglow is live and finality dropped from ~12.8 seconds to 150ms, Solana’s biggest consensus upgrade since launch.
At the same time, the network now runs on two independent clients: Agave and Firedancer.
client diversity + near-instant finality
BIG
@toly remove the beta and send it to $1000
Watchdog 🏴☠️ retweeted
$10B in volume on Jupiter Yolo in less than 7 days!
If 250x leverage is not enough, you should try 1000x on SOL, BTC and ETH.
Just use Jupiter (Yolo)
This is what @Pumpfun is promoting?
let me get this right, this @kimchi1x guy gained clout because 95% of crypto twitter is retards that thinks he made 40mil on trump when in reality, the wallet they all thought was his, is actually the wallet of someone in my fnf. when in reality, this kimchi guy bundled coins and launched 24/7 during the memecoin cycle and rugged you guys and you guys are calling him the goat and somehow he larped his way into the jews (alon) giving him a pumpfun deal because he posted pics/videos of his 80lb frame of a body wearing chrome and flexing in cars and private jets. Just making sure if i'm understanding it right.
Watchdog 🏴☠️ retweeted
Your liquidity can earn more than trading fees.
With $USDv, the stable side of your LP position earns ~3.5% annualized while providing liquidity, on top of the trading fees you already collect.
Opt in once. No staking, wrapping or lockups.
Watchdog 🏴☠️ retweeted
Hylo closed a $1M strategic funding round led by @SolanaVentures with participation from @colosseum.
This marks Solana Ventures' 2nd and Colosseum's 3rd investment in Hylo, reflecting their continued conviction in our vision to scale leverage and yield infrastructure on Solana.
