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groucho mark

@WatlingtonMark

🌟💥🌟 2006 Time Person of the Year 🌟💥🌟 he/him

Joined March 2012
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This might be my last tweet
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I mean, I haven't tweeted in months anyway. If you want to see what I'm up to its the same username on Insta BUT ALSO Letterboxd and Serialized is where I really live
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538 sports forecasts have been some of most viewed pages for years But at least the Braves will go down in history as the top ELO rating
Ryan Best (@ryanabest) profile pictureRyan Best@ryanabest22 Jun 2023
Today was a very sad day over @FiveThirtyEight. After the recent layoffs and organizational decisions from Disney/ABC News, the team is officially no longer maintaining or supporting our sports forecasts.
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Haven't seen Shutter Island but Hugo is the combo breaker imo
Brian Tallerico (@Brian_Tallerico) profile pictureBrian Tallerico@Brian_Tallerico21 May 2023
A number of people here claiming Shutter Island breaks this streak and they’re out of their damn minds. A movie that gets better every time I see it.
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The reasoning here is that they lost the evidence bc they were accidentally deleted which........WHAT
The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) profile pictureThe Tennessee Holler
@TheTNHoller12 May 2023
UPDATE: 40+ charges against ex @hcsotn deputy Daniel Wilkey DISMISSED - prosecutor “sees no avenue of prosecution” 6 counts of sexual battery, 2 rape, extortion, stalking, assault FORCED BAPTISM of a woman who since died of an “overdose”😳 timesfreepress.com/news/2023…
All 44 charges against former Hamilton County deputy Wilkey dismissed - Chattanooga Times Free Press

All 44 charges against former Hamilton County deputy Wilkey dismissed - Chattanooga Times Free Press

Rape, oppression, other charges stemmed from alleged forced baptism, other incidents

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Who's going with me
Switchfoot (@switchfoot) profile pictureSwitchfoot
@switchfoot25 Apr 2023
The time has finally come! We're celebrating the 20th anniversary of The Beautiful Letdown by taking these songs on the road- playing the entire album front to back for the first time ever.
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Substitute teachers go through enough shit (especially on a state testing week). They don't need to be mocked for their gender or harassed in the bathroom.
Times Free Press (@TimesFreePress) profile pictureTimes Free Press
@TimesFreePress20 Apr 2023
Influencers and commenters speculated that the teacher was a transgender woman and argued they should not be allowed in schools. But the teacher said claims they are a transgender woman are false. timesfreepress.com/news/2023…

Hamilton County substitute teacher responds to concerns over photo with transgender claims -...

After a photo of a substitute teacher at East Ridge Elementary School circulated on social media this week, raising concerns with the school district, the teacher says those concerns were based on...

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I'm pretty sure my new coworkers like me better than they liked the person I'm replacing and folks, nothing feels better
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Also I'm off private bc I have a job. Hmu if you're gonna be at the Creative Discovery Museum and i can come say hi (if we're mutuals/you're someone i actually want to talk to)
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I wish there was an IMDB to help you remember who played what role in your high school productions of musicals
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Can't wait for the premiere of That's So Rachel!!
The A.V. Club (@TheAVClub) profile pictureThe A.V. Club
@TheAVClub2 Mar 2023
Lea Michele will retire as Funny Girl's greatest star come September dlvr.it/SkGBp2
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They keep talking about how there's no cultural legacy (shout out to @codylunsford_ who bought me the avatar Lego set as soon as he heard I got fired)
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They came with extra tails so I'm making fanfics
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I feel like the punchline of a joke from 2012: no jobs, no hope, no cash
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(I have money but it's on a card not cash)
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I'm reverting to Groucho Mark until further notice. Please forgive all whining
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Twitter's on private iykyk
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I have finally figured out how to plug my VHS into my tv (although I need to order a part for the sound to work). Of course I'm watching the episodes of Magic School Bus that my mom taped in 1998 so I could watch them when I got home after pre-school
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"Three Friends and Jerry" sounds like a 90s sitcom cross-over event en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Th…

The Three Friends and Jerry - Wikipedia

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Ok last one until I get my RCA to 3.5mm adapter but there was a Gushers and Fruit Roll Ups commercial back to back and both involved kids' heads being morphed
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