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si vis pacem para bellum | same shit different toilet | neoliberal-socialism's strongest warrior | journaling the end of Pax Americana

Charlotte, NC
Joined April 2020
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Not even 535 Sleepy Joe's can save you now.
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NOW PLAYING! (for @BlackMetalPanda + @Weapon_XReject) WEEKEND NACHOS: Still Fourth studio album from DeKalb, Illinois powerviolence/sludge metal band🇺🇸 Released November 11th, 2013 through Relapse Records #nowlistening #hardcore #sludgemetal
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Have to hand it to General Munir here
“A spokesman for Pakistan’s foreign ministry declined to comment on the rebuffed flight.” nytimes.com/2026/11/10/world…
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There goes the rest of the consumer economy
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senate Democrats prepare to impose 10% cap on credit card interest rates.
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There's enough sodium in this cabinet to kill a whale but at least I'm safe from the Russians, Persians, Koreans, Chinese, and Americans
What was at stake here was a lot more than you may realise - for 16 years planners have argued that the public can handle this sort of info and have the right to it. You proved us right and that’s about to mean an awful lot theguardian.com/business/202…
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I think this is like the 100th time I’ve used this meme this year
JPMORGAN: “.. the evidence for an AI tech boom in productivity is far from clear. .. At the cautious end, [we estimate] a TFP gain of less than 0.5% cumulative *over the next decade.*”
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The new "never left Vegas, still has PTSD". War moves in weird ways.
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Yeah, that tracks
North Carolina has some of the worst drivers in the United States: Study | Tap the link in our bio for the full story.
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Meanwhile isn't Poppi effectively a flop now? So much for "disrupting soda" 🤣
imaging saying “I disrupted soda” out loud
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A neo-Nazi influencer accidentally livestreamed himself having cyber-sex, horrifying his stunned fans. Now his movement is in chaos. My latest False Flag newsletter for @BulwarkOnline: thebulwark.com/p/neo-nazi-le…
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North Carolina should be eternally embarrassed over the ways it mishandles its water.
Mecklenburg County Stormwater Services says Atrium Health will be responsible for costs associated with cleanup and remediation for the red dye diesel spill into Briar Creek. The county estimates at least 800 gallons made their way into the water. The county says any potential fines will be determined after the full scope of the incident has been evaluated.
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Red diesel, sewage, forever chemicals, coal ash, jet fuel. Complete disregard for the people and environment of NC by everyone.
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From the founders to the marketing this would do better as a tab in the Robinhood app. Zero reason to build a whole separate ass company for this schlop.
We raised $1M from YC & Afore to leave Goldman Sachs & build an agent that trades for you. The top 1% gets a “money guy.” Today we’re introducing Volaren so you can have one too. Volaren is designed to plug into your brokerage accounts and explain why your portfolio moved, suggest what to do next, and trade it for you. • Web, app, or text message • Copy trade top investors/politicians • Deep financial analysis • Agents that reason like humans to trade your best ideas Try it now: volaren.com Investing involves risk, and past performance does not guarantee future results. For informational purposes only, not a recommendation or investment advice. Other fees may apply, please review Volaren’s website and disclosures in full.
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The announcement frames the founders as leaving jobs at Goldman Sachs after raising funds, but their prior post states the Goldman roles were summer internships before they incorporated; Volaren is in early beta on a waitlist with mostly simulated features. x.com/akshat_mittal_… volaren.ai ycombinator.com/companies/vola… athletics.uchicago.edu/sports/mens-te…
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Too bad for these guys they'll never get their own GME debacle
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However bad your day is, at least you didn’t get a City of Fayetteville, North Carolina tattoo on your back. Things could be worse. Gratitude. 💁🏼‍♀️
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I've geolocated repeaters that had more critical thinking skills than this man, just parrots everything he hears with zero thought lmao
A Diplomat briefed on the meetings between Trump and Vance and the prime minister of Qatar said they were "positive" and discussed ways to progress talks with Iran
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Any attempt by the current White House to lock in a good US-Russia relationship in the next few weeks is simply not going to work. (Of course, they may well not care too much about that - the appearance of it in the short term is probably the priority.)
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Dammit he's just like me I'd spit on the Cross and turn my back too. This is how a REAL hater moves.
This is, without a doubt, the most believable thing Trump has ever said since he has stepped into the political realm. Unbelievable
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The downward spiral into obscurity continues...
Two former investment bankers just created an AI investing agent that connects to your brokerage accounts, explains why your portfolio moved, and texts you when something needs attention.
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According to his LinkedIn profile, Martin Pestana was an investment banker for only three months, from June 2026 to August 2026. His co-founder, Akshat Mittal, was not even an investment banker, but a "qualitative research intern," over the same period. linkedin.com/in/martin-pest… linkedin.com/in/mittal-aksh…
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Like how bad did you fuck up in the first place that THIS is the pivot? teapaw.org/TaylorLorenz/status/21…
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