Weather mad Yorkshireman living in Lincolnshire. You can take the boy out of Leeds but you can't take Leeds outta the boy....LUFC Darren Wood

Boston, England
Joined June 2016
So to add to my woes I have a colonoscopy at 8.30am today. Has anyone else had one? #lufc
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What utter bollocks
'Your own figures says that will save the average household 40p a week' Business Secretary Jonathan Reynolds was questioned on #BBCBreakfast about plans to remove import taxes on marmalade, gherkins and more than 100 products in a move aimed at giving families "breathing space" with the cost of living bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6d9โ€ฆ
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We had 3 brand new Vauxhall Corsa unregistered and they took the front off each vehicle outside the dealership entrance during the night. They even managed to avoid the camera system
The UK is done 6 brand new vans. Full front ends stolen Inc engine, gearbox, Ecu's and bsi. Cctv clocked them 45min job in and out at Leeds Citroen dealership
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We also had a paraffin heater, mum used to open the little window to let the fumes out and let more cold in
We also (or we did) had one of those gas heaters that clicked on and gave you enough heat to warm around 4 inches outside of the heater, but it was ok because they also gave us carbon monoxide poisoning so we slept through the cold.
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Saw it originally and cried ๐Ÿ˜ข
It is now 37 years ago that the last episode of #Blackadder Goes Forth was screened. This TV gold concluded 3 hrs of unmatched of comedy to many of us. But there was a deeper message throughout encapsulated in this moving final scene. Vid: BlackadderQtes
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Jeremy Clarkson test drives the new Tesla ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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I rarely do thisโ€ฆ But @Shearings you are a disgrace. My in-laws, in their 70s, spend their pension on a holiday with you in St Ives โ€ฆand this is where you sent them?! My father-in-law has Parkinsonโ€™s too - so well done for stressing him out. And my mother-in-law cried on the phone to you asking for a full refund And YOU REFUSED?!
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Little man, BIG pride! ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿค Our little legend repping the Punjabi Whites as mascots for @LUFC โšฝ๏ธ What a moment, what a proud day. ๐Ÿค Punjabi Roots, Leeds Pride, One Family ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿฝ #MOT #LUFC #ALAW #BreakingBarriers #BuildingBridges
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Once upon a time this was called WINDY.......
The last of my #StormAusten video spam. Powerful gusts, but also a very strong sustained wind.
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Hey, @JohnCleese, three police cars and six cops turned up to arrest us at home for social media crimes. After two months all charges were droppedโ€ฆ.Such is life in modern Britain๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Not Storm America, Storm China or Storm India...... no?? Remember acid rain? Remember rising sea levels? Another net zero warrior? It's bollocks, the UK will not make a jot of difference, it takes the big polluters to change. Talk to them why don't you
Stop using names like Storm Austen or Storm Boelo. Let's call them Storm Exxon and Storm Shell, just to remind us who's to blame.
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OK, I'm on electric heating and I would be interested in what I would save annually. At only ยฃ150 a year saving it would take me 26 years before it paid for itself. Im now 62 so probably be dead long before then. And what guarantee comes with the heat pump, 26 years? No it isn't
Replying to @ohisaymatron
Not quite right with your maths there, but here's some real data for you: our HP customers on Cosy Octopus save an average of ยฃ230 a year compared to a boiler - and install doesn't cost as much as you think. Here's some more info: octopus.energy/cosy-heat-pumโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ™
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#StormAusten Without doubt, still the funniest #STORM video ever.
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It was candles then, and house fires....
A national emergency isn't the lights going off for a while. It's just business as usual from Labour and anyone my age who remembers the power cuts in the 1970s and 3 day weeks it's just same shit different year.
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What kind of person speeds past cars that have slowed down due to a dog on the road (A70 between Coylton and Ayr just after 7am) smashes into the poor dog so hard part of their blue BMW bumper falls off, and doesn't stop? Someone knows who they are.๐Ÿคฌ
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Should be convicted
While thousands of elderly people died unnecessarily in old folks homes, Matt Hancock was dishing out multi-ยฃMillion taxpayer funded contracts to... โžก๏ธhis pub landlord mate, โžก๏ธhis horsey friend, โžก๏ธhis sister's company โžก๏ธand the brother of his mistress. Why isn't he in the jail?
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This is the one ๐Ÿ‘Œ
BREAKING NEWS Prime Minister Andy Burnham announces national car park loyalty scheme. His statement- "I know many motorists are finding it financially difficult to run their vehicles at the moment. I'm a motorist too, so I get it. I will not accept there is nothing I can do to offer help to those who need it. So from 1st January 2027 I will be introducing a car park loyalty scheme. It's free to join and will immediately provide motorists with the opportunity to save money when parking their cars. By simply registering online with your name, your home address, your phone number, your email address, the vehicle registration number, the VIN number, the vehicle make and model, your driving licence number, a copy of your insurance policy and details of your entire family and anyone else you may know, (including the names of your pets - but excluding goldfish), you will be able to get a free parking session for every 40 paid tickets you download to the website. This will save the average household ยฃ3.78 per year and is another example of @UKLabour being on your side when times get tough. I am determined to make life easier for you. You can register for this initiative on absolutelyshitideasfromburnhโ€ฆ I'm here to help. Your friend, Andy".
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