Web Urchin

No taxation without foreskin restoration

Shawty takes an already hard dick and starts bouncing on it at level that is frickin sublime

You’re not invited to my poop palace

Pouring 2% milk on my balls at the cream and sugar station

Storing my poop in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight

making Minecraft villager noises during the blowjob

I could really use a quiche right now

Why did the Hawk cross the road? To get Tuah the other side

dentist: use a pea-sized amount of toothpaste me: pee?!?! *starts jaking off*

Shaving my balls during the blowjob

Shaving her head during the blowjob

You’re telling me all men have been endowed by their creator? 👀

This shit got nerfed

You sound like a potential heterosexual

When I was a wee lad, the gender war mainly consisted of arguments over whether it was boys or girls who went to Jupiter.

I was born in the pussy, molded by it

She's Cheer Captain, and I wanna bleach her Dreaming about the day when she’ll wake up and find That my big white cock has been here the whole time

Doing an early life check on a sperm

More like Zohran Mom-Daddy! (because he wants to give everyone free toys and candy)