WeirdLifeRules

"When I was a child, I was told by an adult relative that I drank too much water/other liquids with my meals. Now I barely drink whenever I eat. I always finish meals with my drink barely touched, only then will I start sipping. It's probably unhealthy but eh."

"As an animal lover for some reason this has extended to purchasing wine. If a wine bottle doesn't have an animal on it then you're not getting my money! Haven't been let down with taste yet!"

"If I've left any apps open in the background on my phone before I go to bed, I'm constantly thinking about them and have to reopen my phone just to close all apps."

"I'm a believer in putting down the toilet seat on the way out, EXCEPT in public restrooms. Lazy standers will neglect to lift a down seat, and will inevitably pee all over it. Better to leave the seat up and keep it clean for future sitters."

"Whenever I'm making a round of tea/coffee, I always stir in about 25-50% less sugar than people ask for, because I think it's unhealthy for them. They never notice or pick me up on it."

"If something is broken and has to be throw away, I have to completely destroy it first - like tearing up tatty clothes and smashing old phones up before chucking them out."

"I cannot exit a food or drink place if there is stuff left on the table. Even if there are no bins or places to leave things, I will gather everything up and pass it to someone near the back of the restaurant if I have to."

"Whenever I order pizza (which is a lot), after taking the food from the driver and thanking them, I turn and shout into the house: 'The food is here!' I'm the only one the food is for."

"When I'm out walking my dog, I will only smile and say hello to another dog walker passing by just like a VW camper owner! Anyone without a dog or a cyclist, gets ignored or a look of 'don't look at me, you dogless chump'."

"I can only drink milk from glasses, NEVER plastic cups."

"If I'm listening to my music on shuffle, if I go a few songs forward but then decide I want to listen to one I've skipped, I can't go back because I will know what's coming on next."

"I don't believe in much but I do believe in honouring the 'pea-sized amount' suggestion on any product."

"My knife and fork have to be from a matching set before I'll eat anything, even if that means washing up a knife or fork to match the one I already have. This rule also applies out and about."

"When I eat Haribo Starmix I have to eat them in this order: 1. Hearts n Eggs (rubbish ones) 2. Rings (yellow first, then orange, then red, then clear) 3. Gummy Bears (same colour order as the rings) 4. Cola Bottles (best ones)"

"I refuse to poop during my lunch hour at work, even if I REALLY need to go. I only go during actual work time so I feel like I'm getting paid to poop."

"When my son is teething, I have to sing 'if you’re having mouth problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my teeth ain’t one'. I then turn on the sympathy."

"Every time I go to the loo at work, if some has just used the urinal I’m about to use I look at the colour of their pee and silently judge their hydration levels. It’s gross, I want to stop but I can’t."

"I wear black underwear and socks EVERY day I’m at work but on non-working days/weekends I treat myself to bright colours. I’ve done this as long as I can remember."

"Whenever I put my Nintendo Switch into 'Sleep Mode', I have to shout 'FLIP MODE!" just like Busta Rhymes."

"If I ever go to a burger chain restaurant, I have to eat all the chips first before the main feature of the meal. The few times I haven't done this, the meal hasn't been as enjoyable."