All jokes aside, do you have, someone you can call when you have a bad day?

Ukiingia hzo choo zenye haina lock ndani then uskie mtu anatembea akikuja lazima ukohoe ama ujifanye unaimba otherwise mtajikuta wawili ndani.

Posts zangu hamuoni lakini reposts zangu mnaona very nais, very nais.

I don't like seeing someone cry for their mom's death it scares me a lot.

Unajifanya early bird alfu foreman anakuweka kwa kokoto.

Your successful friends and family owe you nothing so get up and fix yourself up.

Unajiombea maisha marefu, utakula nini???

Me huwa nahurumia hawa husbands wanapiga bibi alfu wanakula same food bibi amepika like huogopi kuwekewa sumu bois.

Dem anajua kupika chapati is a win bro, wife her immediately.

Hamkuniambia mtu akiwa kwa relationship atageuzwa tik toker na mpoa.

How do you know he/she is the one you gonna marry?

Kukuwa comrade haitaki standards kula food iko ama yenye umepata.

Heri dem aniambie "You're too young for me" kuliko aniambie " you're like a brother to me"

Terrible economy to ask a girl are you okay or??

Ushawahi kuwa na a near death experience?

Tangu Ruto aingje kwa uongozi pears 🍐 hazijaonekana kwa wingi huku singapore, nothing in this regime seems to go well.

No woman on earth goes a month without sex.

Na mtu asikupe pressure ati utoke kwa wazazi huku nje si kuzuri, ata yesu alitoka kwa babake akakufa.

If marriage certificates expired like drivers license, most men could've never renewed them.

Hakuna wasichana huwa wanakapitia kama wasichana wako na good relationship na baba zao 😂😂 huwa wanafikiria kila mwanaume is like their dads.

"Bado umenijamia" how Kenyan girls apologize.