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Everyday I wake up & wonder how the fucking sky isn't on fire. Resisters: have y'all eaten enough cake, yet? LFG!

Doomscrolling, USA
Joined July 2021
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🚨THIS IS WHERE WE START WITH ACCOUNTABILITY: This man called out the crimes one by one. Amazing work!
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Dear MAGA, Here's the one thing you always got wrong: what happened last night is what makes America great. It takes ALL of us to realize OUR potential for greatness! Attempts to limit that greatness will be dealt with, accordingly. Now, go brush your tooth.
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A fun (for you) post-botpocalypse activity is to tell your white christian nationalist maga trolls, who no longer have the russian bot network backing their shitty political ideology, that the rapture was yesterday & they all got left behind.
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Schmitt: Did you or did you not swim a mile, towing 70 rowboats with people in them? Smith: That was Jack LaLane.
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In the wake of the Admin's inability to prosecute an innocent American for "vandalism", as a gesture of consolation, it's only fair that it be renamed. In honor of the event, it should be called the Deflecting Pool.
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Jolly GoodFollow retweeted
Men should be thankful that women want equality and not revenge‼️
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The fine line between male and female intelligence.
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Jolly GoodFollow retweeted
If I were president and I wanted to tank the dollar and get rich off it, here is exactly what I would do. I would hire a Treasury Secretary who already made $3.5 billion crashing another country's currency. I would put my guy in charge of the agency that approves bank charters. I would install a crypto czar with $200M in crypto holdings and give him an ethics waiver so nobody could challenge it. Then I would sign an executive order banning the government from ever creating a digital dollar so there was no competition. Then I would have my family launch their own private digital dollar. My family takes 75% of net profits. I would grow it to $4.6 billion in circulation and route a $2 billion Abu Dhabi sovereign fund deal through it to prove it works. Then I would get Congress to pass a law requiring every stablecoin in the country to hold short-term Treasury bills. Now every dollar of my digital currency is a forced buyer of government debt. Brookings projects $2.3 trillion in captive demand by 2030. Then I would have my OCC guy grant my family's company a federal bank charter. Now I can issue my digital dollar with federal authority. Then I would have my Treasury Secretary weaken the actual dollar. Bond buybacks that suppress yields but tank the currency. Build a $950 billion war chest for more. Let the debt hit $40 trillion. Dollar index drops to 99. Gold goes to highest point ever. Then I would kill the Corporate Transparency Act and delete the FinCEN beneficial ownership database. That was the one law that required every shell company in America to report who actually owns it. Without it, nobody can trace who is buying my stablecoin, who is routing money through it, or where the profits land. Then I would let the loop run. Weaker dollar drives demand for "stable" digital alternatives. The law I passed forces those alternatives to buy T-bills. That funds the government's debt. My family takes profit on every transaction. Foreign central banks walking away from Treasuries get replaced by legally mandated stablecoin reserves my family controls. Then I would use sanctions to start cutting countries off from the dollar system entirely. And when those countries need a new way to transact in dollars, the only federally chartered private digital dollar in existence is mine. They can buy it through shell companies nobody can trace because I deleted the ownership database. I just built a toll booth on the global financial system. I take a cut every time someone uses the dollar. And I made it so nobody can see who is paying. And every single step I just described has already happened. So what does that mean for you and I? The reason the United States can borrow at low rates and keep your mortgage and your car payment and your import prices stable is because foreign central banks hold trillions in dollar reserves. That system has always been public. The benefit went to everyone. Lower borrowing costs, cheaper goods , and the single biggest economic advantage any country has ever had. What I just described is the privatization of that function. The entity buying the debt is no longer a central bank acting in the public interest. It is a private company taking 75% of net profits for one family. The reserve function used to generate a public benefit. Now it generates a private fee. Your purchasing power shrinks every time the dollar weakens. Your 401k buys less in real terms. Everything you import costs more. And every time the dollar drops, demand for the private digital alternative goes up. The one the president's family owns. The one that by law must buy government debt. You absorb the cost of a weakening dollar. His family collects the profit. That is the trade. The enforcement mechanism to stop a sitting president from doing this? There isn't one. Former White House ethics lawyer Richard Painter says it would be a violation for literally any other federal employee, but not the president. Nobody voted for this. No one was asked. There was no debate. There is no enforcement mechanism. There is no one investigating it. The Senate tried and it was blocked. This is the largest conflict of interest in American history happening in broad daylight while everyone argues about something else. So what do you do? Share this. Make it impossible to ignore. Send it to your representative, your senator, every journalist you follow. We make them answer for it. Because the only thing protecting this scheme right now is the fact that not enough people understand it yet.
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Honestly and sincerely, in light of what happened in today's Senate Committee hearing, I need to know what the fuck is taking the Darwin Awards so long to find their rightful recipients?
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I spoke with Mitch McConnell for just shy of 20 minutes this morning. He told me that he's been trying to reach @ScottJenningsKY about his car's extended warranty.
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At this point, filling the cabinet with *actual* clowns would improve the integrity of the government (if not add legitimacy...)
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So, we're *finally* getting rid of the incompetent Secretary of the Department of Homeland Mile-High and replacing her with...a human potato? What THE FUCK?
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Former ICE attorney Ryan Schwank on why he left the agency: "I swore an oath to uphold the Constitution when I joined ICE…I followed it when I resigned…The legally required training program at the ICE academy is deficient, defective, and broken."
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At this point, they should just change the name to the Department of Jingoism. It would be the most honest thing this admin has done.
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Jolly GoodFollow retweeted
Jesse Ventura shared his thoughts about the ICE shooting in Minneapolis and a confrontation between ICE officers and staff at Roosevelt High School on Wednesday.
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This story gives me hope‼️
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I can name 15 true crime podcasters, right now, who have more investigative experience, professionalism & integrity than the current shitshow of an FBI 'Director'.
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BREAKING: Robinson & Roommate's texts released!
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