Please let a piece of paper taped to a telephone pole guide your weekend plans. A new season of #ted arrives March 5 on Peacock.

If he needle drops Helen Reddy, we’re having a very different conversation here today.

It was Boston pot, which is basically rope with seeds.

One big, crappy family. A new season of #ted arrives March 5 on Peacock.

Fuckin’ Patriots. A new season of #ted arrives March 5 on Peacock.

Your favorite foul-mouthed bear is back. A new season of #ted arrives March 5 on Peacock.

Does a TV series and 2 movies mean nothing to you?

Never fails to put a smile on my face.

When I say I got that bear in me, this is what I mean

Call it whatever you want, just pass it over here.

I have it on good authority that Mustache Ted is a great hang.