The Whatever Mom

BOOSTED! Thank you @jimmyfallon for the K104 DJ intro! Made the ride home so much more to fun! Love the new hit!! Christmas can officially begin now. 🎄 @ArianaGrande

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My tween is so angry about having to get out of bed today. She acts like I created the school day to inconvenience her beauty sleep. 😂 #tween #momlife #parenting #tweenparent #schooldays @TODAY_Parents @ScaryMommy

Randomly lost three pounds this week Ate one potato and somehow gained two pounds back Ya know what? I just don't need this kind s#&t from you potatoes. 🥔 #thewhatevermom #myhipsdontlie

If you ask me if you should buy those concert tickets, or get that tattoo, I'll always say, "YES! DO THE THING!" I am either a really supportive friend, or a bad influence. 😉

Thank you @wittyotter_ for saying it! #momlife #Moms #lifewithkids #momsoftwitter

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Having kids will bring back long forgotten memories from your own childhood. Like today I realized that I forgot what an injustice it is to have your sibling look in your direction and breath into your space while in the back seat of the car. The. Humanity. Someone save me!!

Me: Please, let me sleep in tomorrow! You get up early & make pancakes with the kids! 4:30 a.m. [my body] full systems ON! 👀 6:30 a.m. maybe I can still fall back asleep 7:30 a.m. crap I over slept! 8:30 a.m. husband still fully, asleep. Is he dreaming about making pancakes?

So much honest here! If we are deficient in vitamin D we supplement with a pill. Yet, if we are deficient in a neurotransmitter, there is shame in supplementing with a pill. We need to end that #Stigma #noshame christineesovoloff.home.blog…