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Loud music, baked goods, and zines. Chris Cornellogist. "The Outlaw Torn" Defender. King Animal of Fuck Mountain. He/him

Seattle, WA
Joined September 2010
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New follower post! * I’m Jason * I post a lot about loud guitar music. My favorite band is Soundgarden but I’m on a *HUGE* Mastodon kick. * I love LGBTQ+/Palestine/vaccines/abortion/immigrants/anything not AI. Problem? Leave. * I’m just here to be silly for other nerds
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They don’t tell you that you can literally just ask a hot guy to flex his muscles for you, and he’ll probably do it, and then you can ask permission to touch them, and he’ll probably say yes (!!!!!!)
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rebel rebel you’ve shit your pants
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So glad I wield enough power that I can make my coworkers listen to Saturnalia, the only record Mark Lanegan and Greg Dulli made together as The Gutter Twins. What a great fuckin record.
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honestly feeling a fatigued of x is for girls y is for boys type discoursing. weak tea. dilute lacroix
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I personally recommend referencing the Mankoski Pain Scale. The markers it uses are more objective than the traditional one with the faces. It’s also been shown to be more effective for autistic and other neurodiverse people.
This helped me a lot 💛 (1/3) By @/DisabilityTogether on IG
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It’s the censored version but this is the one that always gets to me
everytime i see either of these two donelan cartoons i just cry my eyes out
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if you have a crush on me hmu im easy
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Missing audio:
The spread of fire ants in the US. You can thank someone from Mobile, AL for bringing this into our country in 1918.
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There are always new sentences being written on the internet, never kill yourself
U2’s The Edge wrote an ‘Elf’ sequel, says Andy Richter: “Somebody reached out to [producer Shauna Robertson] and said, ‘The Edge from U2 has written a sequel to ‘Elf,’ and he wants to talk to you about it. It’s the weirdest story, but apparently it was fully written. Somewhere in the world there is an Edge-penned ‘Elf 2’ out there… I would love for that to make the light of day. It never happened. It’s one of those things where she’s like, ‘All right, sure, I’ll meet him,’ and then it just petered out and never happened.” variety.com/2026/film/news/u…
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This is what true wealth looks like, Elon could never
Man Tampa, Florida ain’t ah real place 😂😂😂
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Were you once a Gamergater or online extremist? What got you out of the cult? DM me or email me ([email protected]) and tell me your story, anonymously or on the record. Signal boosts appreciated.
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can i get one of those
Indiana woman goes viral for her very unexpected accent while giving a whole baked potato review
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Brilliant commercial for Virgin cola 1999 from Jamie Hewlett the creator of Tank Girl There is so much in this commercial, you have to watch it several times to get everything!
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I am, once more, hawking my wares Patreon: tinyurl.com/ye2y29tc Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/grouponlobotomy Website: tinyurl.com/yye9pahj
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It still boggles my mind that the hair on his head is blond but his beard is red. White people are witches I’m so sorry.
ELE ESPEROU 7 ANOS PARA FAZER ISSO! 😱 Depois de uma barba desse tamanho, será que ele ainda se reconhece no espelho? 😂
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I fuckin love science
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🔥🎸 Céline Dion était présente hier soir dans le public du concert de Metallica à la spectaculaire Sphere de Las Vegas 🔥 #CelineDion
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Sorry To Bother You 2.0
Gabourey Sidibe REVEALS she used to work as a phone sex operator and was told to use the name "Becky" because she didn't sound Black. She explains that the company pushed her to sound like a white girl because that's what male callers expected, before opening up about the wild character scripts she wrote and the heartbreaking calls she took from deployed soldiers overseas. "They gave me the name Becky because I was 21 and I had a high-pitched little voice... and it was a good thing to them that I didn't sound Black, because the men on the phone expect to speak to a white girl”
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