Where's BABEH

I'm directly related to @BorisJohnson remove his cranial murkin and the truth will be revealed. #egg #wheresbabeh #deliciousness

Good morning @reallorraine have you ever considered egg? Going yolk is no joke. #egg #wheresbabeh #deliciousness

The eternal question of what came first the chicken or the egg? Well I'm here to tell you it was the mother fucking egg bitches. I walked out of Lidl circa 994bc and punched a chicken in the gusset. #egg #wheresbabeh #HappyEaster #DMXstillalive #ripprincephilip

Today I trapped my philtrum in the dustbin lid. But being an egg I was very surprised to find that I actually had a philtrum. #egg #wheresbabeh #deliciousness

Gary Barlow has totally lost his shit. #getgaryoutoflockdown #virtualpubquiz

Raaaas don't lick mi! Pretty accurate tho, except mi wud defo slide away if ya pissed yourself an ting. m.facebook.com/story.php?sto…

Raaaas! From 1 news reada to another wtf ya doin here @domisatwit an ting? #moirawut

Brexit. Dis be like avin da holes taken from ya crumpets but ya crumpets be already holeless, so essentially a crumpet wit no holes in a place where holes were but dem holes not dere before or have always neva bin dere anyway an ting. #sumupbrexit #Brexit #moirabrexitwut

Sunday line up. Sit in mi slip, eat bakewell tart, watch 3.5 seasons of Lovejoy, prank call Trevor Mcdonald, sip Chambord, pretend not to be Noel Edmonds, shout tings in Spanish at mi pet alpaca, av a mucky bath tinkin bout Matthew Mcconaughey. Sorted an ting. #moiraplans

Morrisey be like dat moment ya fart an tink dat's alrite, den ya shit ya gussets an hate yourself. #moiranotafan

Wat betta way to celebrate da festive season dan wiv a #turkeybear dat sings Beenie Man an ting?! #moirachristmasready #zimzimma