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Whimsical Wordsmith

@Whimsical84

Word play is the main course, with commentary a la carte and a hint of the inane.

Joined January 2011
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No one had to show me how to be tightly wound. I'm self-taut.
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You should be able to twist the bottom of a Pringles container to bring the Pringles to the top; you know, like Chapstick.
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The ticket taker stubbed his toe.
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The most miserable royal child is the King Crab.
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There’s no one named Rufus who can’t imitate a dog barking.
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I asked the elevator operator if he was having any issues. He said. “Nothing pressing.”
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“Why are you at Whole Foods?” “I’m in the market for a new car.”
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I walked to the store with my friend. I was along for the stride.
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A hungover admiral drinks a fuzzy naval.
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There’s an apartment that’s been on my mind: stu stu studio.
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For some folks, counting past nine is untenable.
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There’s Something About Level 42 and UB40 drinking Red Red Wine with Sum 41 and getting a Fat Lip.
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Betsy Ross once got caught drinking on the job and was in sew much trouble.
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Apple pickers stick to their core values.
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My assortment of nuts was met with mixed reactions.
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“i, ii, iii, iv!”ー Ramones playing Ancient Rome
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Kids today still clamor for plastic toys at the grocery store.
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Nothing made me feel more regal than playing tennis with a Prince racquet.
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I had to check my complaining at the winery door.
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Some people’s smile can dim a room.
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Split Enz never used conditioner.
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