Writer/Poet.

Bangalore
Joined December 2009
Why didn't none of you tell me the Vande Bharat train has a million, endless announcements?! So bleddy annoying.
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I'm waiting at a fitting room and overhearing 2 str8 men give their opinions, it's quite fascinating. They're fully engaged. One even recalled another dress having a similar pattern.
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Nick Offerman is the only man who is sexy despite playing a ukulele.
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Joshua Muyiwa retweeted
Indian cacao farmers with craft chocolate ambitions. @WhyGaze writes about how the people growing cacao beans are experimenting with roasts and fermentation to create their own small-batch of chocolate brands. thehindu.com/life-and-style/…
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Joshua Muyiwa retweeted
Gautam Adani is lucky. 68 years ago, a sparkling Congress MP blew the lid on a fishy LIC investment of Rs 1.25 crore in a private company. ❌ The finance minister resigned ❌ The LIC chairman resigned ❌ A principal secretary resigned The MP was Feroze Gandhi, the PM's son-in-law. (1/10) @FinMinIndia @LICIndiaForever @t_d_h_nair
Exclusive: The Indian government allegedly directed $3.9 billion from the state-owned Life Insurance Corporation to India’s second richest man Gautam Adani’s businesses amid the mogul’s legal and financial challenges, a Post investigation reveals. wapo.st/4ozY5AQ
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How Bengaluru-based Karthik Vaidyanathan reimagined Channapatna for the modern shelf ✍️ @WhyGaze thehindu.com/life-and-style/…
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How to never ever get an update about Sudha Murthy's whims and fancies?
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Cabbie is complaining to his group call about the distance he has to go! Even I don't want to go to the border of Tamil Nadu, Namma Yatri-anna.
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RT @iihsin: Meet the speakers for the October edition of IIHS City Scripts — writers Dia Yonzon and Sara Haque, contributors to ‘On the Bri…
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May we -- you and I, of course -- never have a boyfriend who gifts us earpods for our birthdays. Go forth and prosper!
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But really.. imagine waking up and being this beautiful
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The researchers for the US Open commentators should be fired! Who wants so much player biography ya?! WHO?! No one cares that off the court, these players are food entrepreneurs, or that their parents are accountants!! WTF?!
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Stern signage in Sanjaynagar
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Left my house without earphones; I've learned a lot. Presently, a man in denim-on-denim is screaming on his phone about his delayed bed. "This isn't an extraordinary request; I've been sleeping on the floor for two days. Come on!"
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#Bengaluru readers, we invite you to join us for the launch of #MeeraGanapathi’s (@octopuswatch_1) latest book, #HowToForget, on 29th June, 6:00 PM onwards, at @ChampacaBooks, Vasanth Nagar. The author will be in conversation with #JoshuaMuyiwa (@WhyGaze) on chronicling memory, love, loss, and childhood through poems written on the act of walking. RSVP here: champaca.in/products/book-la… #READWithHarperCollins
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Spotted a labubu dangling off a Burberry bag in Bangalore. Am I famous now?
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Lovelies, come off!
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Setup scenes continue.
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Just heard "b****chod," shouted out in a road fight in South Bangalore. Dark times.
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