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True Gateway to Da Souf #804
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blaké Blákey Blakelÿ retweeted
KOC stans sure LOVE to bring up his career record.
But ironically, they never mention his playoff wins.
Ironically, they never mention that KOC has NEVER had an offense ranked higher than Zimmer’s best offense during his entire tenure.
Ironically, they fail to mention KOC has had NINE touchdown-less games in just 4 years, compared to Zimmer’s FOUR in 8 YEARS.
There has been ZERO improvement since the Zimmer era. ZERO FUCKING IMPROVEMENT.
And who was the last Vikings coach to actually win a playoff game?
MIKE ZIMMER. 2019.
But hey, KOC’s regular season record (AKA Brian Flores’ record) is so fucking impressive!
Apparently that matters more than actually winning a playoff game.
We fired a defensive minded head coach to bring in an offensive genius, only to end up with a worse offense and the SAME lack of playoff success.
But please, tell me more about his regular season record. I’m sure you guys would love hanging his career record up in the bank.
You’d think that never experiencing a Super Bowl win would have fans desiring something a little more than Kevin’s career head coaching record. 😂
I guess some fans are just built different I guess. Lowkey would be a less stressful life to live if I didn’t care about the postseason as much as KO Stan’s don’t.
blaké Blákey Blakelÿ retweeted
Black Women called me ugly in school not because it was Colorism
Its because I was actually ugly
Some of yall are actually Ugly & its ok.
blaké Blákey Blakelÿ retweeted
Cam’ron couldn’t stop LAUGHING when Ma$e CONFRONTED Treasure Wilson for going to DRAKE’S BIRTHDAY PARTY and asked if she got Kendrick Lamar’s PERMISSION first 😭💀
“What happened to ‘They Not Like Us’? Shoutout to Iceman, ‘They Not Like Us’… She ain’t gotta explain herself. Sometimes she ‘They Not Like Us,’ sometimes she Iceman” 🤣🤣
blaké Blákey Blakelÿ retweeted
It's always been KOC no matter who the QB is his play calling has been questionable. I used to think it was Kirk who stalled drives, no It was KOC play-calling and hard on for gadget plays that do nothing but illegal formations and false starts and put the offense constantly in bad positions
blaké Blákey Blakelÿ retweeted
After watching JJ McCarthy for 5 quarters with John Harbaugh I find myself asking was it McCarthy or was it Kevin O’Connell calling the plays? Because McCarthy looks a HELL of alot better than that shit Kyler Murray has put on the field this season.
Yall say he lame but how many comics can comically do this that's why the best comedians 40 up .... you gotta go thru sum shit 1st
Chris Rock revealed that he had his daughter expelled from school to teach her a valuable lesson.
The story follows Chris Rock's daughter, who sneaks out during a fancy school trip to Portugal with four of her white friends. They got drunk and tried to sneak back in but ended up getting caught.
As a result, all the children were suspended. Chris and his ex-wife decided to hire a lawyer to try to get their daughter reinstated at the school. However, the daughter never treated the situation like it was serious.
In a surprising turn of events, Chris Rock took matters into his own hands. He went behind his wife's, the lawyer's, and his daughter's backs to meet with the school principal and instructed him to expel his daughter.
Speak on it
Chris Rock says he’s too rich and too fit to be chasing women his own age.
He says he’s looking to date women 10–15 years younger than him, adding, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
He also made it clear he didn’t get rich and stay in shape just to talk about Anita Baker—he’s trying to fuck Doja Cat.
blaké Blákey Blakelÿ retweeted
If THIS is all the Vikings needed from their quarterback, why couldn’t JJ McCarthy have done it?
Kyler Murray was supposed to make this offense more dangerous. Instead, Brian Flores keeps dragging it across the finish line.
It’s fair to ask what Minnesota actually upgraded.
Exactly
“This offense will hold them back from a deep playoff run.”
@michaelirvin88 calls for the Vikings to start Carson Wentz at QB 😲