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A slightly less silly goose

@WhywouldIsleep

honk. (menacingly)

 Old. Wherever you sleep.
Joined February 2025
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Hey you. Talk to me. Don't be afraid or embarrassed or shy. Think later, send that message first.
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💀DeathMetalViking💀 (@DeathMetalV) profile picture
💀DeathMetalViking💀@DeathMetalVNov 4
"Charlie Kirk died for nothing" He also lived for nothing. He could have spent his time with his family, enjoying the ealier years of his children's lives but instead chose to spend all his time being a hateful piece of shit for a movement that eventually fizzled out.
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Please don't treat your relationships like competitions.
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This is such a tragically infantile take on relationships lol. Please tell me more about how you've never actually had a relationship in the real world.
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Blah blah blah. No one cares you brick-faced sell out.
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
@HaleyforMI18h

Truth Over Political Convenience

Article · @HaleyforMI
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ria (@quvria) profile picture
ria@quvriaNov 4
life is so beautiful because of energy drinks, cigarettes and music
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How as a society are we ever going to make progress when dull stones like this are just allowed to flounder their way through life, barely comprehending concepts that float past them. They don't understand and they don't want to understand.
Debs💚🤍💜 (@biologycounts) profile pictureDebs💚🤍💜@biologycountsNov 1
It’s shocking to see mainly men mocking this female MP for daring to say that choking a woman during sex is not playful. Since when has strangulation become playful? ‘Playful’ is saying it’s ok to abuse women. Men wouldn’t be calling it playful if it was them being strangled.
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I tried 5mapb on Halloween. Holy fuck it's just beautiful. I feel like some layers got peeled back and the world is just... Easier to handle.
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Lost my expensive ass ear buds that are in my ears 13 hours a day please literally kill me
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Deez Games 🎮 (@_Deez_Games) profile picture
Deez Games 🎮
@_Deez_GamesOct 27
Replying to @SinByGames @Mouseke_NL
If you ignore the name, characters, lore/backstory, gameplay, mechanics, level design, combat, exploration - it has nothing to do with Castlevania!
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I am proud of you Brazil.
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Get a load of this 25 year old trying to gatekeep a series that's been around 15 years longer than he has. Son, sit the fuck down, you're making an ass of yourself lol.
Connmang (@GenghisConnThr3) profile pictureConnmang@GenghisConnThr3Oct 24
Replying to @GenghisConnThr3
New rule: you are not allowed to talk about Castlevania unless you have met the following criteria: You must've played five games that aren't SotN, Lords of Shadow or the new one. You must know who Christopher Belmont is. Your favourite music isn't Bloody Tears.
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You know you've got a cool as fuck sibling when you can out of the blue tell them: "I hope you drown!" And they reply "And that girls a bitch"
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This is what happens when they put action platforming in your action platformer.
John Bandletale 🔞 (@yordlescrub) profile pictureJohn Bandletale 🔞@yordlescrubOct 22
Replying to @LuluTeala
I try to explain this argument in Dark Souls terms. Imagine if every area was Sen's Fortress, the fortress itself loses what made it special and now the rest of the game is wacky woo hoo haunted house traps everywhere.
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See that's where you're wrong. The contract does exist and it's been signed. What now?
Arc the Cad (@arc_cad) profile pictureArc the Cad@arc_cadOct 20
Replying to @WhywouldIsleep @HapyWanderer @GooseyKaboosey
Nobody is contractually obligated to enjoy something the second they try it. What if he tries the demo and ends up hating it more?
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I am one trillion percent convinced twitter doesn't know what narrative is in fiction.
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This app is a constant reminder I can't stand humans
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Well this is just impolite. If we're floating on k, which I have no experience with, I would trust you to dose me correctly so I don't conk out. Can't even enjoy the extra company
💕 (@janicesghost) profile picture💕@janicesghostOct 15
Dear Men: We’re on a date. I tell you I’ve got ketamine and a pretty friend and ask you if you want to have a threesome. We party, you conk out on ket, and I text fifty of my closest male friends that meat’s back on the menu. Thank goodness only five show up; your poor hole!
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Anyone who treats their animals like this is seriously fucked up. I have a little Doxie and if anyone treated her half as roughly, I would react very badly. How you can take something so small and loving and innocent and treat it like that is just completely beyond me. Fuck you
TheClipZone (@theclipzne) profile pictureTheClipZone
@theclipzneOct 14
Kick streamer FoidElf (Lavlune, GEWN's wife) faces backlash after grabbing her dog by the ear and slamming it onto the bedroom floor during a livestream 💀😭
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It is a challenge to find normal, well adjusted adults to trip with
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Do you ever mourn who you used to be?
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