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A new study shows Indians are starting to “love and appreciate” Nick Fuentes. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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The White House has reportedly banned “America First” merchandise at rallies as Trump and JD Vance fear the Groyper movement’s growing influence. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Ben Shapiro says Israel has “no influence” over U.S. politics, foreign policy, or military strategy. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Donald Trump calls Zohran Mamdani a “dirty pig” after the NYC mayor shared guidance in a foreign language on how illegal immigrants can evade ICE. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Kamala Harris is reportedly considering joining OnlyFans ahead of the 2028 presidential election in a bid to win over male voters. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Clavicular says right-wing podcaster Brett Cooper is “hot as fuck.” Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Kanye West declares support for the Groyper movement: “Fuck MAGA, fuck Vance. Shoutout Nick Fuentes and all white Americans, we finna rise up.” Follow: @WikifirstPost
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President Donald Trump calls his new White House press secretary “hot” and says she has “great assets.” Follow: @WikifirstPost
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GTA 6 will reportedly let players record Lucia and Jason “sex tapes” and post them on 'Peekhole', the in-game fictional version of OnlyFans. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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JD Vance says PinkPantheress is “hot as fuck.” Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Clavicular says Kai Trump is a “beautiful girl” with elite “facial harmony.” Follow: @WikifirstPost
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AOC is reportedly set to join OnlyFans. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Kanye West is officially a Groyper. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Anna Kelly is officially President Trump's next White House Press Secretary. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Anna Kelly has not been named White House Press Secretary. She remains Principal Deputy Press Secretary; no permanent successor has been announced after Katie Zacharia’s 5day tenure. The post is from a self-described parody account & image appears AI-generated/edited. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Kell… axios.com/2026/10/16/tru… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Zac… usatoday.com/story/news/pol… news.meaww.com/fact-check-is-…
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Nick Fuentes says Vivek Ramaswamy should “fuck off to India”. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Nick Fuentes says Clavicular “brutally mogged” everyone in court today. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Clavicular says loafers are a masculine type of shoe. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Sean “Diddy” Combs has reportedly passed by his prison cell. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Usha and JD Vance are reportedly headed for divorce. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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NEW — Ohio Governor — Poll 🔴 Vivek Ramaswamy 72% 🔵 Amy Acton 28% Follow: @WikifirstPost
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