I’m here to do two things. chew bubblegum and pioneer new wavelengths on the autism spectrum. and I’m all out of bubblegum.
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I was driving on I-80 last night. I was hungry and tired. There was this little old timey looking gas station so I exited. The place was busy, but everyone was super nice and polite.
They were dressed a little retro, but this is Wyoming. I noticed the snacks were SO cheap. 50 cents for a big candy bar! And they had an awesome candy bar that I haven’t seen in years, the PB Max!!!
After some food I got really tired and it was almost 1:00 AM so I just slept in my car. I slept hard and late. It was mid morning when I finally woke up and the gas station looked like this:
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You can fake credentials, then lie and cheat and nepotize your way into a job.
But you can't fake the knowledge and skills required to keep complex systems operating.
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@MerabDvalishvil holding up the icon of Saint George, his Patron Saint ☦︎ 🇬🇪
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We’ve been hacked and our country is being held hostage and it ain’t Iran, Russia, or China. Guess who?
Plan accordingly
Stay stocked, locked, and loaded
Pray
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Remember when we had a government that took our jobs and told us we couldn’t buy seeds to grow a garden because I remember that.
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Unlike the collapsed and rotten US fake republic
Despite recent heavy rainfall, Tehran’s advanced flood management system—featuring over 735 kilometers of primary networks and underground tunnels—performed flawlessly, safely channeling stormwater away from the city. Engineering excellence in service of urban resilience. 🌧️
#Tehran #Infrastructure #UrbanResilience #Iran
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how do they do it without infinity indians
BREAKING: China’s trade surplus surged +$84 billion YoY in the first 10 months of 2026, or +8.8%, to a record $1.04 trillion.
This marks the 3rd consecutive YoY increase for this period of the year, totalling +$348 billion.
China’s 2026 surplus has already surpassed every previous full-year total except 2025, when it rose to a record $1.18 trillion.
In October alone, the trade surplus increased +$17 billion YoY, to $105 billion.
This comes as exports jumped +35% YoY, to $412 billion, their 3rd-highest on record, while imports surged +42% YoY, to $307 billion, their 2nd-highest on record.
China's dominance in international trade is accelerating amid the AI investment wave.
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Rep. Randy Fine, following the GOP's historic midterm wipeout, tells Israeli TV he's "very optimistic" about the GOP's future because they managed to "crush" their party's "anti-Semites."
"Their names were Thomas Massie and Marjorie Taylor Greene."
"I'm not aware of any anti-Semites that have been elected among the 30-plus Republicans who just came in the door, so I'm very optimistic about the Republican Party's future!"
The GOP may have lost everything, but at least they've purged every critic of Israel! 🤡
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In mid-2025, when I began warning about escalating concerns of undue Israeli influence over the right, "pumping the brakes" was a much more workable solution.
I no longer think it is.
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In one minute he explained more of the Indian culture than what I have in three decades of writing and speaking.
America’s interstate system is just incredible. Broad well maintained roads. Rest areas every so often to tinkle. Gas stations to refuel and buy lickies n chewies. It’s great!
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The utter contempt this POS has for conservatives does not go unnoticed. The establishment and rinos are worried that the @cnstitutionprty may be creating an alternative for voters that can’t be manipulated during the primary.
Columnist Rod Miller writes: "Wyoming’s political kitchen is screaming for a political junk drawer & the Constitution Party is just what we need to hold all the clutter. They could adopt Bigfoot as a party mascot, instead of a donkey or an elephant." cowboystatedaily.com/2026/11…
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Hey @NikkiHaley , if a business owners strategy and success depends on foreign illegal workers, then they deserve to be out of business.
It’s mighty early, but I’m mighty interested in getting out of Butt, MT before the snow arrives.
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I think many guys misunderstand what is meant by balkanization, it’s not peacefully agreeing to split into different countries with competing ideologies
Its being ethnically cleansed at gunpoint out of areas your group doesn’t control until everyone has been violently sorted into ethnic enclaves that are then defended against incursions by rivals
The white picket fence is out the window either way
The vast majority of suburbanites and think tank types cannot imagine this, but every non can, and plenty of chuds
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Oh my god I started a war against a country and killed their leaders and blew up their schools and bridges and massacred their kids and now I am morally outraged that I feel sacred and moved to a military base because of what they might do in response.
Evil Islamist monsters.
