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Your 24-hour live comedy ticker. What's funny about what's happening, NOW. We'll make sure it's only the good stuff. FREE iPhone App here: http://t.co/6cfJkTdD

Joined July 2009
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A paper-and-ink offline humor magazine founded in the year 2016. I kid you not! Wackiness has ensued! kickstarter.com/projects/mic…
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Greetings, new followers! We have 34 hrs left, so if you like what you see, please back us and help spread the word! kickstarter.com/projects/mic…
Did you love this book back in the day? Pore over it repeatedly with friends? Well Goddess… instagram.com/p/BEWgFlUtroW/
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If you haven't already done so, please check out the Kickstarter and help us get to our stretch goal of $40k. SWAK kickstarter.com/projects/mic…
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Greetings new followers! We're so happy you found us. We're just 3 followers away from 700, which must be some kind of record. Help us out?
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Wanna sample the goods first? Follow us on Instagram at instagram.com/theamericanbys…
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#GoVote because the only Voter ID you need is YOU! (And also a Voter ID in a lot of places.) headcount.org
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I normally don't get all political, but I encourage everybody, please - vote for the less objectionable candidates.
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Today’s the day - go out and vote! For all your voting info check out headcount.org/ #GoVote
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Me and my boi Dick want u to #GoVote TODAY. Questions? HeadCount.org or 866 OUR-VOTE
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There's still time to #govote & make your voice heard! Let's show the #powerofourvote today. bit.ly/1zA7qhP
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if nothing else, a great chance to see what a clean garage looks like! #GoVote
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It's time to REGISTER TO VOTE. You can do it right here: bit.ly/questrtv #CelebrateNVRD
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PHOTOS: Celebrities post selfies to promote National #VoterRegistrationDay: yhoo.it/Y2r8RU @HeadCountOrg
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Register to vote & get all those scumbags out of office. headcount.org
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Don't not register to vote! bit.ly/rtvalyank instagram.com/p/tTAnWTmu9Y
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REGISTER TO VOTE! at bit.ly/rtvjgtb @HeadCountOrg
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Today is National Voter Registration Day, go here bit.ly/rtvansari to register with @HeadCountOrg #CelebrateNVRD
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It’s National Voter Registration Day. Register: bit.ly/dailyrtv and spread the word. #CelebrateNVRD
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USA: Register to vote! It's your right! And sometimes there are stickers! Register here: bit.ly/rtvptomp
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