Alberta
Joined September 2019
The libertarian leaving my body every time I encounter libertarians on Twitter
Oh no a smell I don't like! Time to use the violence of the state. You were never a libertarian.
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Me as I watch the zoomer screaming real communism hasn't been tried as they are loaded in the helicopter
You're welcome. All of you.
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Replying to @WithTheYew
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God only knows what advantages Somalia has gotten over America in the Great Game due to this
#BREAKING: Ex-Somaliland minister says Ilhan Omar leaked Congress meeting info to Somali leaders.
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Ngl, this doesn’t bother me. Disclaimer, I never have or ever will use a food delivery app.
WATCH: Migrant Uber Eats delivery workers in France are using multiple phones to reject low-paying orders, forcing the app’s algorithm to raise delivery offers to €15 or more.
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Should have cooked your own meal.
WATCH: Migrant Uber Eats delivery workers in France are using multiple phones to reject low-paying orders, forcing the app’s algorithm to raise delivery offers to €15 or more.
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I’m genuinely curious to know if there are any husbands out there that don’t frequently experience this.
Replying to @WithTheYew
Worse: my wife is the one who usually needs the car in the morning and will stress out because "I need to get gas and I'm running late for work!" Maybe if you stopped when you weren't on a schedule...
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Check out those vivid colors! Caught this beautiful Arctic Char yesterday.
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Egg Nog is gross and you’re gay
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Can you men give me a list of things men typically do in a marriage that they don’t want to do?
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Do NOT look up how happy Madalyn Murray O'Hair was or how many good deeds she was responsible for.
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Clearing his name after he’s no longer here to see it. Rest in peace, Professor Jason Arday. You deserved your flowers while you were still, here. #writing #WritingCommmunity
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Come get a slice of Pizza in Pete Fry COPE Paradise Vancouver, BC
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They hid so many replies that they burned through their social media manager’s overtime budget and just gave up.
New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area. Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer. Learn more about the change: toronto.ca/LocalSpeed
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Why is this rainbow trout not in the river?
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I’d say these fish cops were just doing their job, but really it was the talkative woman doing their job for them.
Take this as your reminder that game wardens are awful people.
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You could end a post with “This is obvious sarcasm, for those of you who are immune to sarcasm” and you’d still get half a dozen people who are immune to sarcasm show up in the replies.
RSO here. Few people know Rule 11. Once you or someone else has decided the firearm is safe you are free to disregard all other rules. There’s no need to make a habit out of habits.
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