My friend got her hand stuck in a corpses throat while doing an autopsy and a trainee had to help her remove it. It gives me no comfort whatsoever to know that if I died suddenly, as I'm in the catchment area, my body would end up in her morgue with her limbs stuck up me.
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Somewhere a therapist is trying to get people to "live in the moment" while this girl is already three levels deep into a made up game that only exists in her head and involves real trains.
The world needs more pointless whimsy.
I'm doing Marvel Magic The Gathering pack rip videos all wrong mayne. Pulled a mythic Jennifer Walters/She Hulk card but got more excited about pulling a common Squirrel Girl Sorcery card. I care not about value.. I just really like Squirrel Girl and her army of squirrels.
Yo, Happy 10th birthday to my floofy bro Sid Vicious. She's been the most wonderful and amusing little fren to share a space with and kept me sane during dark times. So here's to many more years of howling for biscuits at 6am only for me to discover her bowl is still full馃巶馃巿
Just remembered I found some shots of when @wheatus fam serenaded me in front of a dumpster with my favourite song, The Story Of The Eggs 馃挌 The search for the video begins immediately..
My loot from the Castle Rat gig last night, look at this beautiful record, LOOK AT IT 馃挌 I always try and grab a pressing that matches the colours of the album cover and this is very satisfactory indeed
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If you haven鈥檛 seen that Perez Hilton video, don鈥檛 go searching for it, it鈥檚 horrific鈥攖hat being said鈥擨 do think it鈥檚 interesting that someone who made the lives of others, especially women, a living hell, has the audacity to ask for privacy.
Haven't picked up a bow and arrow in something like a decade.. We were aiming for the leaf. I hit everywhere but the leaf. Half hour later it all comes back to me and I win the game of leaf.. All it took was picturing Dr. Peter Venkman's face. Who's laughing now you criminal
Platinum #64 The Walking Dead Final Season! Took my time with this one because it's a journey that started 14 years ago and I wasn't ready to say goodbye. It's a miracle this game came out at all after what happened with Telltale but here we are 馃ゲ See ya Clementine. You did good
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avril lavigne? What an odd name for a cat but cute i g-
oh my fucking god that is quite literally avril lavigne
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POV: Sadie Sink when your whole friend group is about to be jobless, but you've got Jean Grey waiting at Marvel. 馃槶
Took my skateboard out for a ride today after not skating for something like 15 years. This was a terrible idea. I will absolutely do this again.
A thing about cats I like is when you've told them no to something and all of a sudden they try again but mooooove suuuuper sloooooww mooootioon as if that now makes them invisible
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What if I told you you can enjoy low-budget quirky indies and ALSO super gory and vicious horror films and ALSO grand auteur-guided epics and ALSO low brow comedies and ALSO big budget superhero crossovers? And you didn't have to pick a side and just be open to any kind of movie?
Garbage Day, Bin Day, Oh What A Day WHAT A LOVELY DAY
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
Bro stole my policy but I'll allow it
Count Binface demands Sega bring back its London arcade and make Shenmue 4 trib.al/MPua7Ip

































