@Wombletom

I sometimes retweet stupidity. Road user swimmer, passionate Wimbledon fan. Pagan. #yellow&blue

 Here, there….or somewhere else
Joined July 2011
  • Tweets53.8K
  • Following1.5K
  • Followers957
15.2KMedia
Ahhh, ya massive dafty.
Kirstie Allsopp@KirstieMAllsoppOct 26
Replying to @ox_anna29
And how do you suggest the shops are stocked?!
1
5
247
That was close. 🤦‍♂️
StopCham
@Stop_Cham11h
PLK opublikowało nagranie z wczorajszego incydentu na przejeździe kolejowym z Poznaniu
40
Ridiculously weird hill to die on. Just do the test, it might save his life. 🤦‍♂️
Mark Gossage@bulkbikerOct 26
Hubs just got an NHS bowel cancer screening kit unasked for. They waste about £15m a year on unreturned kits. 35% approx I phoned up at his request to opt out. They now have to send a letter for him to sign. Why are people not asked to opt in to this if they want it?
6
2
309
22,967
Excellent. Continue to wear the millstone round your neck then.
The MK1 Podcast@MK1PodcastOct 26
No. We’re keeping the Dons🤝
4
295
If you’re stupid enough to park within a disabled bay without a displaying a blue badge then you fully deserve to pay the idiot tax.
Scott Millar
@scottmillar1Oct 24
Handing out £60 parking tickets in one of the poorest neighbourhoods in Edinburgh for this. 😩 “Only doing my job”🖕
1
3
1
275
5,699
You are literally reason we print DO NOT DRINK on bottles of bleach.
Not A Number
@myhiddenvalueOct 23
Remember how when we were kids we would pour soapy water on the dirt to catch the worms? Ever wonder why the worms didn’t like the soap? You’re washing your dishes with something poisonous…… STOP USING THESE CHEMICALS IN YOUR HOME
111
The horse was probably scared by the empty sound it made.
𝗫𝘆𝗻ᥫ᭡
@xynifyyOct 20
Man haràsses a horse from behind and immediately gets knocked out
1
121
Park it like you stole it.
1
1
80
The human race.
Science girl
@sciencegirlOct 12
In your opinion what is the biggest threat to humanity
1
2
123
Minimum of 11. Then there’s the humongous ass hole holding the placard
𝐹𝒾𝓍𝒾𝑒 𝒞𝓎𝒸𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉@ViaTowerBridgeOct 8
11?
2
1
115
Have you just highlighted that drivers didn’t know what a traffic sign meant that has been in use for over 60 years?
Maggie@mortonpeasOct 4
Replying to @TheFox89688362
Flying motorbikes . I remember the first time I saw that sign. Nobody recognised it in my area
95
Problem solved.
Tom Harwood
@tomhfhSep 28
Please note this: M&S Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice (with bits). As I opened the bottle, I saw a not inconsequential amount of the liquid (and bits) clinging to the lid. Had I left the lid attached, there would be a non-zero chance the orange juice would gloop onto my white shirt. I therefore tore off the lid (attached due to the EU’s Single-Use Plastics Directive 2019/904) in order to make the product useable. It left a sticky scratchy bit of plastic at the top, which I now have to consciously think about avoiding as I drink my orange juice. My overall product experience has been made materially worse. Oh, and I ripped off the lid anyway. No one wins from this insane regulation.
2
279
Wimbledon get it in the mixer at Anfield 34 years ago today. First, John Fashanu barges through the chaos in the back four. Then Robbie Earle scores a lovely lob volley after Bruce Grobbelaar goes for a stroll. Sometimes Route One is the right one.
10
28
1
178
41,445
Cambridge away, innit. #AFCW.
4
268
Is massive egotistical twat a number?
soran
@soran0312_Sep 26
logic test only for geniuses what's the missing number?
1
2
211
BBC Nationwide February 1975 Wimbledon FC, on the eve of their FA Cup 4th Round Replay against Leeds United at Selhurst Park. Interviews with some of the part-time players in their day jobs, Selwyn Rice on Billy Bremner leaving his foot in and some great shots of Plough Lane. #AFCW @AFCWimbledon #LUFC #MOT #FACup
11
26
2
151
16,804
So driving without due care and attention.
Whitters@MWhitmore16302Sep 18
Replying to @dare99 @Gav_Griffiths
To be fair, I didn't even realise it was an average speed check area.
2
227
Dumb shit American Fuckwit. Not even legal in your own country.
Licking Delectable Girl Toes For Vitamin K Groyper@mrcornfieldSep 17
Replying to @Wombletom
You're getting chased out of a neighborhood if you don't let the owner of a house park in front of their own house
197
Local pub says FUCK YOU.
MK Dons Fan⚪️🔴💙@pdmkdSep 16
Replying to @Maxsxanlon @DorkingWDRS @FA @MKDonsFC
Not really, you are welcome to call us what you like, just don’t drop anything from our actual name
1
16
634
Maybe you people should use your schools for educational purposes rather than target practice.
Licking Delectable Girl Toes For Vitamin K Groyper@mrcornfieldSep 17
Why wouldn't it be? Wtf is going on over there?
1
1
174
Load more