Jon

Broke the cyclist's skull and drove off and didn't go to jail. Absolutely unbelievable.

Malcom Tucker: "The PM is not going to sack you after a week. Sacked after twelve months: looks like you've fucked up. Sacked after a week: looks like he's fucked up".

KY pulling the "I was scared" shit... AGAIN. #dragraceuk

#gbbo Completely absurd number of ad breaks. This must be ad break 6?

I'm glad Pete didn't make it to the final, frankly. #TraitorsIRL

Carla watching this all. #TraitorsIRL

Not a surprise, even with that stunning dress from Beth. Hoped Beth had it. #sewingbee

I intensely dislike Pete's attitude towards the women he targets at the roundtable. #TraitorsIRL

Amazing move by Aoife there!! #TraitorsIRL

However Aoife was daft to accept the offer - she should have just let herself be murdered. Now the lads will be INSUFFERABLE. #TraitorsIRL

I'm sorry all the lads are insufferable, the ganging up on Aoife feels very uncomfortable again #TraitorsIRL

David came across actually really unpleasant there, and absolutely exaggerated the chats he'd had with Donal. He looked so angry too, unpleasant fella. #traitorsirl

The families of those five little scrotes really can't read a room can they?

Start asking @Nigel_Farage about that £5m again.

men for the last 40 years: MOTU '87 was shit and was not the Masters of the Universe of my childhood. Those same men for the last 12 hours since learning the original WHITE Man at Arms actor died: "MOTU '87 was the best movie ever because it was ACCURATE and didn't cast blacks"

Primark out with their Halloween horror merch!