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Nah nah who did this?! I’m dying 😂😭😭 If Sol Campbell became PM…
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I love that scene in Good Will Hunting where Ben Affleck is talking to Matt Damon's titular character Will Hunting and he's like “you've got a gift man and you've gotta get outta this town and make something of yourself” and the gift in question is being really good at math and the town he needs to get out of is Boston, Massachusetts.
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I put myself in a lot of danger to go and watch Sunderland mate
Replying to @BrownSlices
You don’t go too games
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When it’s your first game for Saltburn CC and they put you at 2nd slip
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Mr Burnham? MR BURNHAM? Will the £2 bus fare cap apply to Bonnie Blue’s Bang Bus Mr Burnham?
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Life comes at you fast
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"Kylian ah've pierced me foot on a spiiiike"
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CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵
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Don't know why but it's just dawned on me that Harvey Price is eligible to play for Trinidad & Tobago. Just incase anyone wondered.
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Tinker Taylor Solskjaer Spy
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Paul McCartney writing Live and Let Die: ahh it’s almost perfect…romantic and thrilling just like a Bond theme should be. All it’s missing is a white boy reggae section
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The Anglo pertinacity is unmatched. This video shows how we conquered the world
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Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs announces that he is changing his stage name to “P. Diddy,” and that he’d like to be called that from now on. Sources say that he is shedding the moniker to divorce his reputation from his recent legal troubles.
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Harry Maguire has to be ahead of Trevoh Chalobah in the England central-defensive pecking order. It’s not even a serious debate. Chalobah, 26, has only 90 mins’ international experience, the friendly loss to Senegal. Maguire is 33 but is in form and brings all the experience of 64 caps, including at two World Cups. He brings leadership, distribution, importance at corners and penalty-taking. Chalobah also needs to regain fitness and get back in the Chelsea side. Maguire also has to be ahead of Dan Burn, a Thomas Tuchel favourite but not always the most confident against swift, elite-level attackers. Maguire himself can be caught out but currently showing his abilities, including anticipation of danger, after being restored to Manchester United’s defence by Michael Carrick. If Marc Guehi and Ezri Konsa are England’s first-choice pairing (depending on John Stones’ problematic fitness issues), then Maguire makes a reliable first change from the bench (especially with pace alongside). He also brings leadership off the pitch and an important sounding board for management, FA staff and younger players. #ENG
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𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…
BREAKING: A SECOND Sphinx detected in Egypt as scans hint at 'underground megastructure'
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Replying to @janhopi @T_om_s
the same posh friend (unrelated) used to have to wank with his back to his unlockable bedroom door because his housemates always burst in. so he always jizzed on the same patch of carpet which eventually became damp and fetid enough that a mushroom grew on it.
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Saw this sat on the back of the cubicle in the pub. Took a swig. Eurgh, it was Neck Oil! I was hoping it was a delicious glass of piss!
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when you think about it this is the most marty supreme thing that could’ve happened
‘MARTY SUPREME’ didn’t win any Oscars out of its 9 nominations. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26
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@Laurencereade you have 2 outstanding requests. One is for a public open space in Bristol. The other is for a 7-a-side 3G pitch in Caterton.
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