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Over the millennia, cultures have brought their own unique traditions and innovations to loading the dishwasher. In @newyorkerhumor, see some of their methods. nyer.cm/rkOJHvW
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I don't go out in public very often, because I always have to stop and pose for a picture with fans.
It happened again, just the other day.
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It can be tough for athletes to understand why these words are so hurtful. Most of us have been at the top of the food chain since HS, immune to insults. When all you’ve known is success and triumph it can be difficult to empathize with feeling vulnerable or marginalized.
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In 1977, a graduate student in philosophy at Columbia got a call from his department head. A young actress living on the Upper West Side had contacted the school, seeking a private philosophy coach. It was Carrie Fisher: nyer.cm/cq4C9gO
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Just passed by a "Welcome to America" sign at airport customs and it felt like when someone forgets to take down a Christmas tree
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Give the world's best racquetball player a year of tennis training. Put him on court vs. Federer. Does he win one game? #MayweatherMcGregor
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Only 10 minutes into #ComeyTestimony and he's already talking about that woman who was thrown out of the comedy club in Philadelphia.
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Trump only asked Heidi Heitkamp to be Agriculture Secretary because the dude who invented Farmville turned him down.
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Monkees are saving the music industry examiner.com/review/monkees-… via @examinercom
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Don't get Chris-crossed. How to tell Hemsworth, Pine, Evans and Pratt apart: on.wsj.com/1sYZf9u (Getty)
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If Ricky Incognito wants to return to football maybe he should do so under an assumed name.
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If you can't see GRAVITY in IMAX and 3-D then don't bother. Wait. It's worth it.
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I’m naming my next child @don1steinberg say.ly/bSw5mVO
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My wife won’t see the new Three Stooges movie with me. She’s still mad they didn’t go with Shemp.
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Occupy Adam Sandler Movies! blogs.com/2011/11/04/best-in…





















