Magnificent enigma. A cornucopia of idiosyncrasies. Queen Carnivore & Inventor of the Meat-iverse. Writer by necessity, daydreamer by nature. Pronouns: 🤓/😈

Nestled in my den of Liberty
Joined May 2018
I’ve said this before and I will say it again: If eating meat *could* affect the environment to the degree that the earth would be in danger of burning up, I would use the flames as the planet dies a fiery death to sear a ribeye medium-rare in one last stubbornly rebellious meal.
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Teenagers really are like AI agents. You need to give them very specific detailed prompts to get them to do what you want and they’re still gonna find a way to hallucinate BS anyway.
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S T E A K For #TwitterSupperClub and #MFerMeals along with fries and Belgian Endive.
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Age 42 Eyes: blue Haircut: new (we’ll see if I like it after I wash it tomorrow). Covering my shirt so I don’t dox my employer.
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Replying to @WriteGrlProbs
At one point we had three Taco Bell’s within a mile and a half. You could stand on a hill and see all three.
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You know what I don’t see very often are new Taco Bell‘s being built. Do they think we’ve reached perfect Taco Bell saturation? Cause I don’t know if I’m ready to accept that premise.
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Thank you for all the birthday wishes. I had a quiet day writing, HBTP made me lamb chops for dinner, and I then had my Sunday spa time movie night (The Cutting Edge, 1992). Oh, and my congestion seems to be a teeeeeny bit better today. Onward to 43!
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Finally got the floatplane finished and installed. That was a pain.
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So the fun thing happening with me today is I'm fighting off congestion and a sinus thingy. Yay.
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Okay, here’s the explanation: The timer app in the pulldown menu in the right hand corner (photo 1) is the new wheel timer at the top. You have to go to the Clock app (photo 2) to find the alarms, stopwatch and the timer in its earlier iteration.
Just used the timer on my iPhone after this most recent software update and I gotta say @apple, this new timer interface is SHIT. Are you actively trying to make people Android users? Fix this.
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Just used the timer on my iPhone after this most recent software update and I gotta say @apple, this new timer interface is SHIT. Are you actively trying to make people Android users? Fix this.
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You have to *hold down* the roller wheel to get to the seconds. Absolute S H I T.
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I didn’t know their software engineers were @CCoderDyne School of Coding graduates.
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In today’s edition of “tales of checkout baggers” we have the lady who proceeded to put half my grocery order in plastic bags before placing them into the reusable bag that I had brought, thereby reducing the point of the reusable bag.
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I used to think Excel was just a big table with handy formulas. After watching some advanced Excel tutorials, I’m convinced it’s actually a coding interface with gridlines.
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Sometimes you can have bigger plans and dreams for people than they do for themselves and if they don’t want to work with you, you just have to let them stay mediocre.
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And to clarify a few points: - businesses use AI artslop because it is easy and cheap, in small orgs without trained designers this is a real consideration - AI artslop is also soulless just with more curliques
My theory is that people keep using these AI textures/graphics because they are tired of the soulless, sterile, minimalist designs, logos, and architecture humans have given us. These AI textures at least *look* designed.
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My theory is that people keep using these AI textures/graphics because they are tired of the soulless, sterile, minimalist designs, logos, and architecture humans have given us. These AI textures at least *look* designed.
nightmare AI textures have hit the Facebook plates community
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Be still my heart.
Morning robe, 1860-65. Cora Ginsburg.
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