@WryBry

Snark/laffter is all I'm after. Equal party abuser. Please be 18+ (in age, not maturity).

 Inside your phone...
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Joined April 2016
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  • Followers3.5K
WryBry retweeted
WryBry@WryBry16 Feb 2018
Where in hell did someone put my goddam, mother fuckin' bunsen burner? [Me as really really mad scientist]
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No need to explain heredity. It's apparent.
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The moral of the story is, if you can't pass the bar, you can't pass as an attorney.
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Pope Leo chose science to fight lung cancer. Thanks for the prayers.
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I got drunk and fell in the herb garden... Once upon a thyme.
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I don't come from money. That would make me a sex worker.
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More selfies of you, less pics of your dumb cat.
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Only the true twitterers tweet tweets on weekends. Say hello if that's you. 😊👋💜
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Maybe your best tweets are the tweets that you don't tweet.
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I don't know sign language, but my middle finger does.
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WryBry retweeted
tasman
@lildorothy_Aug 9
(me as a therapist) do you realise how crazy you sound
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A Tweet From The Boobiehatch: -I weigh 243lbs… so to your constant interrogation internet “Do you accept Cookies” YES I always accept cookies!
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I can't tell anyone the type of road maintenance I did. I'm not supposed to say re-tarred.
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I just read a fluff piece about laundry. The story is unfolding.
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Don't be alarmed but last night I did something unusual and had food for dinner instead of just beer and now this morning I'm experiencing an odd sensation that people describe as energy.
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Whoever invented the barber chair deserves a raise.
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When people do or say stupid things, I assume they're into S&M. Because they're acting like they wanna be slapped around.
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My default setting is 'disappointed'.
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What did the giant say when Jack went down the beanstalk to play soccer? FIFA, foe fun.
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My neighbors dog barks too much. So I gave it a bad Yelp review.
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