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Author of Humbler Leadership | Leadership Coach | Source of bad dad jokes, and maybe some inspirational quotes.

Fort Wayne, IN
Joined May 2010
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It's worth sitting with this quote for a while.
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if a bagel can have everything, SO CAN I.
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Flossing your teeth before the dentist is like rinsing off your van before the car wash. What's the point?
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So great being with this fantastic team!
Department leadership in @NMSurgery gathered with @Wymore to discuss the legacy they are building, the gratitude they hold, and the joy that can be found inside and outside the OR. (Fun fact: Someone in this room is a Powerlifter)
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Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
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Date: What do you do? Me *holds up menu* you just choose a meal from this book of food
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When people meet my dog, I always say, “Wow, he doesn’t usually like people," even though he’s the friendliest dog in the world. Everyone deserves to feel good about themselves and this works every time.
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[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] "why isn't he wearing a shirt" we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote
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You've got to give Arby's credit for trying.
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When someone says, "Don't beat a dead horse," they're implicitly saying that it might be ok to beat a living horse. Instead, how about, "Don't beat a horse, ever." Or if you must find a horse to beat, I actually prefer you pick one that's dead already. He won't feel it anyway.
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"Many painters are afraid of the blank canvas, but the blank canvas is afraid of the truly passionate painter who dares." -Vincent van Gogh H/t to James Clear
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Pro-tip: If you're ever trying to find hidden errors in a document, follow this proven two-step process: 1. Save the document with the word "final" in the filename. 2. Send the document to your boss or customer. Within 5 minutes, the errors will magically appear out of nowhere.
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If the Browns end up playing the Bills in the AFC championship, I think we have finally have enough evidence to prove that Captain America forgot to put back the Reality Stone.
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"Less, but better." - Dieter Rams
Why is CNN showing The Dark Knight Rises?
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When people see the bite marks we have on so many of our belongings, they assume we have small dogs. Nope, just small children.
Apparently even the votes "stay in Vegas."
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Wife: There is nothing more painful than childbirth Me *thinking of when I got red-shelled on mario kart just before the finish line* ok... but hear me out
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"Just because you’re wrong, doesn’t mean you don’t have value.” @alberttate #GLS20
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