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Mr. Nobody retweeted
June 2008, candidate Obama: "we'll lower premiums by up to $2,500 for a typical family per year."
That year KFF (Kaiser Family Foundation) put the average family premium at $12,680. KFF's 2026 number just dropped: $28,303. Workers alone now pay $7,471, up 9% in a single year, while wages rose 3.7%.
Then 2013 brought the sequel: "For a lot of people, it will be cheaper than your cell phone bill."
Show me the phone plan that runs $2,358 a month. Nine days before the midterms, the party that built this machine is asking for your vote again.
Arsonists bidding on the fire department contract. Competition, price transparency, portable plans. Anything except another rescue from the people who wrote the original.
This happens. I was very clear. The lake, the mountain, the time we’d be gone and she still brought the wrong shoes, dressed for a picnic and carried no water - acted surprised we were actually hiking then got mad when she had to finish the trail because there’s no shortcut to the end and I refused to carry her.
I wonder what poor sucker ended up with her or if she’s still single?
Mr. Nobody retweeted
We're told that if we publish this Democrat's mugshot - she'll sue us to take it down. Our response? BRING IT ON.
Grace Carol Brown 22 of New Braunfels faces a Texas t*rrorism charge after a January fire at the Comal County Republican Party headquarters.
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On Jan 14 employees found a broken exterior window and a small fire that caused only minor damage with no injuries at the Landa Street building which also houses other businesses.
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A Comal County grand jury indicted her in April on the first degree t*rrorism count along with earlier state arson and burglary charges.
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Federal prosecutors later added an indictment for actual and attempted malicious damage by fire alleging she broke a window threw in a backpack containing ethanol gasoline a lighter and matches then lit a rolled magazine and tossed it inside after failing to climb through.
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She allegedly left a note calling the local GOP the Nazi Party of New Braunfels and attacking ICE and certain executive branch officials she labeled enemies of the Constitution.
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Brown was arrested without incident on Jan 22 after search warrants and if convicted faces five to 20 years on the federal charge.
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Political disagreement belongs at the ballot box and anyone who tries to settle it with fire deserves serious consequences if the allegations are proven.
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#PoliticalViolence #TexasCourts
Mr. Nobody retweeted
🚨Note from the editor: As we wind down the Falcon’s new logo week, this parody video made the front page news in 4 countries and over a half a million views on multiple platforms. Thank you everyone for recognizing and supporting satire and comedy. I would salute you but….🫡
Mr. Nobody retweeted
France's PM asked telecoms to be ready to cut TikTok, Snapchat and Instagram if the riots keep going 📵🇫🇷
Great plan until Macron needs to post his selfie 📱 📸
Mr. Nobody retweeted
Obama said Trump turned the White House into a Cheesecake Factory. Trump said, “Watch this.” 😂