writing the best greentext style X Texts you’ve seen
The basement of X headquarters
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>get a rock
>melt rock
>turn rock into powder
>turn rock into a crystal
>turn it back into a rock
>inscribe ancient runes with powerful magic onto rock
>trick rock into thinking
>can now use this evolved rock to play skyrim with the most degenerate porn mods imaginable
how the FUCK did they figure all this shit out?
>be Brian Wilson
>wake up from a decade long nap
>casually make one of the best albums of the 70's and pioneer a new genre of music all by yourself
>go back to bed for another decade
LAUNCH THE MISSLE NOW!!!!!!!!!
>Lied to a superior general
>Attempted murdering a child
>insubordination
>Treason (almost nuked populated american soil during the cold war)
>attempt at desertion
Mansley was exicuted. One way or the other
>evil purple man corrupts youth and their parents through lies and consumerism
>rangers become wise ninjas more in tune with nature
>rangers reunite nuclear families and kill the evil purple man through friendship
Uh hello based epartment? Three VHS coppies please
>voices in my head
>try and talk back
>they ignore me
>tfw your hallucinations don't even want to talk to you
What gives?
>Feel like i should be doing something
>Don't know what
>vague sense of uneasieness that im not doing it
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>gf says she doesnt want kids in the future
>i suggest i might donate my sperm then
>shes vehemently against it
curious
>thourghly wash my face, use shitloads of different products and scrubs to the point its squeaky clean
>next morning the entire face is covered in painful zits and pimples
>first date
>ask her what her favorite dinosaur is
>ummmmmmm i dont know, stegosaurus maybe?
>explain why shes wrong for the next two hours
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>be me
>have exhausting day at work, head kind of foggy
>walk into my boss's office
>say "Hey ma, can you help me with this form"
>realized i just called her mommy
>she smiles and helps me fill out the form
>next few days she's always in a happy mood and treats me extra nicely
>recently just invited me over for a cup of coffee
What does this mean quys? I dont know what do
My hampster just died too
>drunk as fuck
>painstakingly make vest for hampster
>string tied to vest
>other end tied to blade of ceiling fan
>didnt measure string right
>turn on the fan
>hampster slams into the wall at mach speed, so fast part of the drywall cracked
In my drunk brain it was supposed to be a carnival type ride for him
Goodnight sweet price
