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learning what i can when i can.

Florida, USA
Joined August 2017
😂😂😂 he got to be the funniest president of all time lol
Ok, I didn’t expect a story time on Saturday, but here we go. What I’m about to write is TRUE. It is insane, stupid, and very dumb, but it is true. Earlier today Donald J Trump, the p[resident of the United States, posted that he had offered the job of Press Secretary to Dana White. Well, it was the wrong Dana White… 🧵
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New you has the best Chinese food idc what they got in China
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I need a damn sugar daddy .. or to win the lottery 😭
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Going from a self employed person for 9 years then boom starting over and getting promoted 3 times in 9 months? Yea get out of pocket with me
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Gone through a fucking flood this past week and bounced back like of that happened?
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I have been to every state on the east many in the south many in the Midwest and few in the west. This county taught me something everywhere i go
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I can want you and still be aware of what you are. I Know the risks
Being aware of who you are and what you want is scary for others . I can want you . It doesn’t mean anything until it does .
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I can do whatever I want with this $73.29 because ALL my bills are paid. Mind your business while I decide between financial and how to spend my surplus. 😂
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Snapchat is for highlights. Why your story got enough little bars to look like a barcode? 😭 I’m not watching your whole shift.
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We been living in the end times my entire life. Is about time we get there
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I can tell you had no home training if you never played Pokémon crystal
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I can tell by how talk behave talk never played yugioh at that table at lunch
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Sunday dinner what’s the plan I’m thinking stew peas, oxtail and fried chicken or curry goat and fried chicken what you think?
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Lace panties are better than thongs change my mind
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What y’all think about thrupples?
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Man put palm beach in it as well
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Them moomooos be keeping that pussy warm as fuck
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That cheetah/leopard print gets me in a different mood
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I don’t fuck the lighter hue
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