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■ Regulation is just a $3 word for hoardin', which is just a $2 word for controllin', which is just a $1 word for asshole!! ■

MDNI. Mun's 20
Joined May 2025
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First, I knock 'em up THEN, I knock 'em down!
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Oooo... scaaaaary. Small dog's gonna' go big dog and try ta' bite my butt.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ not sure if ya' clocked it , ⠀ but wolves eat goats, dumbass . ⠀ ⠀
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. . . What the hell is that supposed to mean Vindicta? You're just spewin' out nonsense out ya' goddamn mouth.
‍ You can relax all you need. It does not change the fact you will perform as average as ever tomorrow. (... is that meant to be a motivator?)
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Context?? You're the one eyein' me like if I did somethin'. I'm just tryin' ta' chill. 💢
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You're gonna' miss n' fall face first into the pavement. Do ya' really want ta' embarrass ya'self?
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ y' askin' for my fist .ᐣ ⠀ ⠀
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People like you who always have it out for guys like me on the daily, PIG. Over 'ere prancin' around like you're the shit, can do what 'ya want and own everythin' just because you got some stupid badge that gives you "authority".
Good morning to you too, jackass. Who pissed in your cereal .ᐣ
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The jokes write themselves!
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ fer Halloween 'm goin' as an alcoholic . ⠀ ⠀
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"Follow through." Pff- says the one threatenin' me with a shoe and still sitting there, lookin' dumb with it in her hand. ( Tapping his bat on the concrete, as if bored already... even yawning. ) Don't try ta' lecture me, actin' like you're shit. I'm tryin' ta take down ↓
What the hell is your problem?? I'm just literally being a human and you got your balls so up your ass they're in your guts. Look at me, oh mister 'I'm pissed off at society and it's everyone's problem' like get a life. At least if you're going to be an ass, follow through.
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the assholes as the top that bring people like us down, I shout the truth, I gather th'numbers and we make ourselves heard. You're just an obedient lil' pet ta' those kinda people. ( Spitting to the side. ) Y'gonna toss that damn shoe or put it back on? Make up ya' mind!
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Ooo! Scary! Y'hear that?! Lil' gal here said she gonna throw.... sh-sh-sh-sh..... SHOES!? I'm just HORRIFIED right now, can't ya' tell? ( Rolling his eyes, huffing. ) Don't even bother, I'd just whack 'em away with the bat or th'horns... don't wanna see you cry over heels.
She's gonna fuckin' throw a stripper heel at you if you don't stop bein' an ass. *she's already pulling her shoe off* An trust me, I need a license for those things because they hurt.
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Oh. I'm sorry princess, ya' want me ta' grab ya' a piña colada and an oversized leaf ta' fan ya' with? Poor baby... what is she gonna' doooooooo... dawwww...
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YOU. With the fannin', the sighin'... Haaah... heuuugh... ( mocking ) Calm down, ya' ain't dyin'.
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Don't say stupid shit. As. If.
The costume is gettin' t'you , Billy . Pretty soon you'll be larping .
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Yo, who keeps invitin' the damn Blackmore kids?
what are some halloweeny things i can do this week ?? feel like im not doing enough to get in the … spirit … haha ,, get it …
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Well, we got dumb and dumber right 'ere, I'd kick the shit outta' both their asses. Stupid Vampires.
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Wow. Real original pal, ain't you just SOOOO funny?
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