People like you who always have it out for guys like me on the daily, PIG.
Over 'ere prancin' around like you're the shit, can do what 'ya want and own everythin' just because you got some stupid badge that gives you "authority".
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"Follow through."
Pff- says the one threatenin' me with a shoe and still sitting there, lookin' dumb with it in her hand.
( Tapping his bat on the concrete, as if bored already... even yawning. )
Don't try ta' lecture me, actin' like you're shit. I'm tryin' ta take down ↓
What the hell is your problem?? I'm just literally being a human and you got your balls so up your ass they're in your guts.
Look at me, oh mister 'I'm pissed off at society and it's everyone's problem' like get a life.
At least if you're going to be an ass, follow through.
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Ooo! Scary! Y'hear that?!
Lil' gal here said she gonna throw.... sh-sh-sh-sh..... SHOES!? I'm just HORRIFIED right now, can't ya' tell?
( Rolling his eyes, huffing. )
Don't even bother, I'd just whack 'em away with the bat or th'horns... don't wanna see you cry over heels.
Oh. I'm sorry princess, ya' want me ta' grab ya' a piña colada and an oversized leaf ta' fan ya' with?
Poor baby... what is she gonna' doooooooo... dawwww...
Well, we got dumb and dumber right 'ere, I'd kick the shit outta' both their asses.
Stupid Vampires.
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