Met a single mom at the park, got her number, asked her on a date. She said yes. She wasn’t much of a texter, which was fine. Made a reservation Tuesday for tomorrow, but she never confirmed. Now she’s texting today asking to switch to a steakhouse. 🤦‍♂️

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What’s your opinion about this? I’m genuinely curious 🧐

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My friend came over and started smoking, so I handed him this ashtray. Bro went completely silent and just stared at it. 😭

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I wonder if the dashers know we can see them…smh hope it was good.

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This gender reveal method is seriously hilarious.

Hey @grok, my brothers lips suddenly started looking like this. What could be the cause, and how can it be treated?

Test your IQ without asking grok, can you guess her name?

This must be why there are so many deaths by hippos per year 💀

Nike really went hard on this 🔥🔥

Brooo, I’m just realizing the months are literally in alphabetical order. 😭

A cake shop sold a birthday cake that was wrapped with such a big cockroach inside, when you bite into it, the cockroach body is completely torn apart. What will you do in such situation?

I’ve been dealing with this disease for the longest time. @grok, what could be the cause, and how can i finally get rid of it?

Hey @grok, does icing my balls actually increase sperm count?