Man, Golfer, Husband, Sneaker Addict, Software Developer.
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VAR isn’t wrong, it’s enforcing the offside rule, the rule itself is bullshit... and needs looking at... but these dots and lines determining that a player is offside by the margin of an inch is ruining the spectacle of these games...
Apple straight up trolling now, £6k for the new Mac Pro (base spec) £6k for the new 32 inch screen... plus £995 for the stand for said screen... so from the same company a grand gets me their flagship smart phone or a screen stand.. 😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha!! Brilliant!! Fuck off suarez!!! Wow... Liverpool that was incredible. What a game of football!
Look away now if you don’t want any Avengers spoilers....
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Wife: “What are the scratch marks on your neck?
Husband: Me and the guys went kayaking when out of the blue a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an Octopus!!!
Wife: Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to believe something as ridiculous as that?"
Gutted for Molinari, but to see Tiger win another major... greatest sporting comeback ever surely?... amazing stuff. #themasters
If you bring in left over fish pie into work, then use the microwave to heat it up, know that you are total bell-end!! STINKS!!!! 🤢🤢🤢
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In the form of his life at @WatfordFC but @BenFoster almost retired in the summer. Also talks mental toll of PL football & how @ManUtd was just too big for him. (Includes strange reference to Harry Styles and the obligatory Fergie hairdryer story) bit.ly/2IaU1Ie
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Introducing our new #PaddysRewardsClub ambassador, Rhodri Giggs.
Loyalty is dead. Live for rewards.
God I hope the spurs Utd game is better than this shower of shit I’m watching now... 😴😴 #EVEBOU