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Dave Allen

@YellaDave

Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?

 North West, England
Joined March 2014
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Mans a doctor! #DrDave #viva #phd #done #thankfuck @ University of Leeds instagram.com/p/Bbuf2T-hnSx/
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joel golby@joelgolby22 Oct 2017
Maradona would make such a sick Penguin in the next Batman film
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Excited for the remake of Roald Dahl's "The Witches". Not sure about the casting of the grand high witch tho #Election2017 #mayvscorbyn
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Replying to @UniversityLeeds
no coat, keys or laptop... when can we re-enter Energy? #sleepingRough #isurvivedleedsevacuation2016
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#CommunityShield #ManchesterUnited #LeiMnu #DaretoZlatan
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Get home from a night out and get to watch the Olympics! #Rio2016 #Olympics2016 #TeamGB #nightoutfun
Crisps and cocaine are more addictive than booze so I'm fine #shitemilysay #Brexit
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Hey @bt_uk, any chance you could get our broadband working? It's been almost 2 weeks since activation 😡😡😡
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It's much easier to tolerate when you are drunk #shitemilysays
Just speaking to Raheem Sterling about the final. Our texts are always like this, it's so funny.
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I love the interviews! #TheApprentice #finishem!
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So looking forward to watching united on a Thursday night! #UCL #MUFC #attackattackattack!
Hi @seetickets still waiting for tickets to be delivered to shura in Leeds tomorrow. Have they been despatched? Had no email confirming
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Yep! @Markiswin @EE
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Try 2 pay on @EE site. Says payment failed, still leaves bank #beyondajoke #canihaveitback?
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Screwed by @EE again! #beyondajoke
Goals: England U21 3-1 Switzerland U21 - three goals in last eight minutes as @england produce a stunning comeback. snpy.tv/1RZDyk1
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HANG ON BOYS
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