Yolanda

A 30% off sale is running at my Etsy shop! Use checkout code SAVE30. goo.gl/KC7FuQ #handmade #jewelry

Someone out there really thinks they have this account. They've tried to reset the password over 10 times already.

I am STILL not that Yolanda.

Like I didn't get enough misdirected tweets already. Thanks weather humans.

Giant fucking water bug just nearly attacked me. *sobs* ff.im/U3VWc

One ping only. Time to watch Hunt for Red October. Yay for it being on instant netflix! http://ff.im/Ekkvr

Hmmm. I could have sworn I had a goodreads account already. http://ff.im/D70vp

Also, what was this stuff about not getting any rain around here? I do believe I hear thunder and plenty of water... http://ff.im/D70Ct

Put too much cornbread in my soup. Wait. There is no such thing as too much cornbread.

"All the calls are being routed to me." If that were true, you'd be getting thousands of calls, not 10 a week. FYI. #meow

I need some pepppy tunes, stat! What do you recommend?

I've run out of steam. :(

Dear Droid X, why are you not sending my emails out? :(

I'm SO VERY GLAD that my noise cancelling earbuds arrived.

Sitting here at Mom's watching Assassins for the billionth time. Guilty pleasure movie. I love the bird story Elektra tells.

Hee. Eavesdropping on the cube neighbors discussing WOW. Funny to hear men talking about needing leggings and shoulders.

Just learned that I could be the Devil's Minion! Great job title to add to my resume!

Some girls can't take a joke. Others marry them instead of being alone. O___o

I said GOOD DAY!

I mean, it would be more sensible to pay down a bill or stash any winnings away for rainy days. But, there is no FUN in sensible!