@YouMustShowWork

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍 I teach middle school. On purpose. ISTJ. 🐍 🍀

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3 is screaming at me to change the show. I’m like “I. Cant. Find. The. Remote.!” He says, with one hand on each of my cheeks, “listen. I already found it yesterday” Like fuck though because he’s not wrong.
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@TFLN9 Jan 2021
“My wife said she’d buy her own birthday cake this is a test right” ruinmyweek.com/relationships…

Literally Just 25 Funny, Honest Tweets About Marriage

“My wife said she’d buy her own birthday cake this is a test right”

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EMOTION@ULTRASLUT8 Jan 2021
OLIVE GARDEN IS OUT HERE REVOKING PASTA PASSES
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John Barron
@barronjohn19469 Jan 2021
Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to
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Honestly, I’m choked up about it.
WCNC Charlotte
@wcnc9 Jan 2021
"Simply the best" | Jeopardy posts official tribute to Alex Trebek for final episode wcnc.com/article/life/heartw…
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Mekka 💉x7 @[email protected]@mekkaokerekebye7 Jan 2021
I applaud the people brave enough to leave the Trump administration now. It takes courage. After airline flights, I too have been known to unbuckle my seatbelt moments before the aircraft has "come to a complete stop," so I have experienced this level of courage first hand.
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I’m sad for warm climate Pokémon players who never get to see the beautiful snowy backgrounds hehe.
What. The. Actual. Fuck. notesfromthechalkboard.com/2… There’s a name if you’re bored Twitter.

Education advocates face increasingly ugly attacks - Notes from the Chalkboard

I hesitated to make this public, for reasons which I think will be obvious. But as attacks on vocal educators veer into uglier territory, I think it’s important for that ugliness to be exposed and...

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Update - after working from home for 2 days, I got an apology. Lol. Also after the noms for TOY came out - and I was on it lol.
👩🏻‍🏫Mathemagician✨@YouMustShowWork8 Jan 2021
My admins response to our request to deal with certain acts of blatant defiance was that if we were more engaging they wouldn’t be defiant. LSS it’s 6:39 I’m still in bed and you can teach them yourself then. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m out of fucks, but not sick days.
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𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊@_briinanaa8 Jan 2021
Just waiting for someone in Canada to adopt my family and I so we can gtfo of here
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I remember the day I fell in love, like it wasn’t 1992 - and just keep adding things like this to the reasons why column.
Josh Jackson@VancityJax8 Jan 2021
Fuck you. You treasonous, lying , quisling.
This happens almost every time I unknowingly sell a grenade.
WCCB Charlotte
@WCCBCharlotte8 Jan 2021
Authorities said a hand grenade that killed a #Virginia teenager may be one of the many explosives that were unknowingly sold at a North Carolina antique mall. DETAILS: ow.ly/Cbls30rrOeR #WCCB #ncnews #news #northcarolina #shallotte

ATF: Virginia Teen Killed By Grenade Likely Sold At NC Store - WCCB Charlotte

Authorities said a hand grenade that killed a Virginia teenager may be one of the many explosives that were unknowingly sold at a North Carolina antique mall.

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My admins response to our request to deal with certain acts of blatant defiance was that if we were more engaging they wouldn’t be defiant. LSS it’s 6:39 I’m still in bed and you can teach them yourself then. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m out of fucks, but not sick days.
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I can’t breathe 😂😂😂
Tim Young
@TimRunsHisMouth8 Jan 2021
Replying to @AXE_US @AXE
THANK GOD Axe body spray weighed in. I once again feel comfortable enough to coat myself in your glorious musk to pull tail at Walmart.
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Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren8 Jan 2021
Betsy DeVos has never done her job to help America’s students. It doesn’t surprise me one bit that she’d rather quit than do her job to help invoke the 25th Amendment. Good riddance, Betsy. You were the worst Secretary of Education ever. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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@PopCulture2000s7 Jan 2021
twitter helping the fbi with evidence
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Dana Goldberg@DGComedy8 Jan 2021
Betsy DeVos has resigned leaving no one at the helm of the Department Of Education, which is a vast improvement from the last four years.
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Adios Umbridge, you frigid bitch.
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I’m just done.
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