Jared Followill

On the way to a church themed roller rink. Holy roller novocaine.

Nate's late for rehearsals. I called and I called but I can't get through said he's on his own but he'll be messing around with Nacho.

@_brookeredmond Newcastle is as far as we'll go.

Just driving to the Grammys. Martha called shotgun. Now she's playing some terrible R&B tunes. #JasonDeruloooooo

Just dressed up as a clown and I'm hiding in the closet. I hope it's gonna make @MarthaKatee notice someone like meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ahhhh they've eventually seen me. I can feel them coming back again

The lads have left the hotel on the tour bus, I'm currently running full pelt after it shouting "wait for me!"

Just kidnapped @matfollowill I'll be dropping him where nobody knows. Marthaaaaa

Playing with all the Playdoh I want coz Playdoh's gonna shape meeeee

I don't care what nobody says no I'm looking after @calebbutthole 's babyyyyyyyyyy

Just got a late Christmas present. It's a supersoaker 500! Can't wait to red white and blow everyone away

Surfing lessons in the morning. My instructor has told me to riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide out the wave. I hope it's easy.

Remember that new job I told you about? Just got an emergency call out. So I guess I can say, I'm on call, TO BE THERE!

I like it when I get to push the buttons at the beginning of on call. It's so easy. I'll teach y'all someday.

5 syllables.

Youth and young man hood A ha shake heart break Be cause of the times On ly by the night Come a round sun down Me chan i cal bull #Pattern

We gonna gather round, were gon celebrate, like it's @calebbutthole 's birthday. Well this week it was anyway. Moonpigs in the post bruv

Just had my face painted in the places I can't reach. I hope it's gonna make you notice, I hope it's gonna make you notice, someone like me