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@YourBoyforLife

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Joined November 2010
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Hey baristas at Starbucks, I don't give a shit about your preferred choice of pronouns. I want a large ice coffee, or "giant" ice coffee, whatever.
it's weird how your taste buds change with age, for example, I never liked olives but now that i'm older i dont like people
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I have a problem remembering names so to fix that I stopped interacting w people and let me tell you something i'm actually lonely
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We're kinda ready for 2020
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::play Snake Jazz::
new level of laziness: I just ordered taco bell on Postmates which is only 5 blocks away from me
I know Porzingis hears me talking shit but he dont want these hands👊
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The only ambulance I want picking me up
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Her: my favorite movie ever is 10 Things I Hate About You Me: me too Her: really? what was your favorite part? Me: *sweating profusely* uhhh..the part where like, uhh, number 4 and 7 probably
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Coach JK
@John_Kavanagh8 Oct 2019
Nothing says equality like a wife spending her husband's money 😂😂 – at South Dublin, Ireland
Forbes (@Forbes) profile pictureForbes
@Forbes6 Oct 2019
Melinda Gates is pledging $1 billion to promote gender equality on.forbes.com/60171DOsT
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South Park sticking it to the Chinese! Unlike our bitch ass gov't and the penises in Hollywood.
South America (@SouthPark) profile pictureSouth America
@SouthPark7 Oct 2019
Watch the full episode - cart.mn/sp-2302 @THR article - cart.mn/china
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Dont sleep on that Mountain Dew Baja Blast d00dz🤙🏽
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It takes a betrayer to know one. Just accept the fact that you'll never be President and move on with what's left of your life.
Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) profile pictureHillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton25 Sep 2019
The president of the United States has betrayed our country. That’s not a political statement—it’s a harsh reality, and we must act. He is a clear and present danger to the things that keep us strong and free. I support impeachment.
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Fuck Boston Dynamics frfr
Correction: "Out here *littering* DC for climate justice"
WERK for Peace (@werkforpeace) profile pictureWERK for Peace@werkforpeace23 Sep 2019
Out here shutting down DC for climate justice. STOP PIPELINES NOW! KEEP IT IN THE GROUND! #ShutdownDC @350_DC @sunrisemvmt @GretaThunberg @mdc_dsa
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little farma
@stylesp22 Sep 2019
I don’t like people who think corny shit is cool shit ..
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Blowin' on that endo, Gamecube Nintendo
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Ricky Gervais
@rickygervais14 Sep 2019
Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.
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